Comic Transcripts

[[A bearded man in a suit resting on a fireplace’s mantelpiece with his back turned. There is a woman sitting in a chair, we see her profile. The two are looking at each other.]]
Suited Man With Beard: Noun?
Woman in Chair: Umm…monkey

Suited Man With Beard: Verb, past tense.
Woman in Chair: Tickled. And/or snuggled

Suited Man With Beard: Part of the body?
Woman in Chair: Uvula

[[Man With Beard and Hat enters, cradling a Flugel]]
Flugel Man: Mad Libs?
Woman in Chair: Bible Mad Libs.
Suited Man With Beard: The Israelites farted in the monkey of the Lord, and He snuggled them into the uvula of the Midianites.
Woman and Man: hee hee hee

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[[A bearded man in a suit resting on a fireplace's mantelpiece with his back turned. There is a woman sitting in a chair, we see her profile. The two are looking at each other.]]
Suited Man With Beard: Noun?
Woman in Chair: Umm...monkey

Suited Man With Beard: Verb, past tense.
Woman in Chair: Tickled. And/or snuggled

Suited Man With Beard: Part of the body?
Woman in Chair: Uvula

[[Man With Beard and Hat enters, cradling a Flugel]]
Flugel Man: Mad Libs?
Woman in Chair: Bible Mad Libs.
Suited Man With Beard: The Israelites farted in the monkey of the Lord, and He snuggled them into the uvula of the Midianites.
Woman and Man: hee hee hee

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seriously, 'blasphemous pronoun'?

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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