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Official: Once your name is announced, you’ll cross the podium and stand next to Adams.
George Washington: …all I gotta do is just TOUCH my arm – and a million skin cells fly off. A MILLION of ’em! Jus’ hangin’ in the air! Probly breathin’ ’em up. You ever think of THAT

George Washington: AND? Did you know there are over six OCTILLION processes happening in your body every SECOND? If I had an electron microscope I could tell ’em THANKS! Thanks for all the HARD WORK! But I don’t. Cuz of MARTHA.

Soldier: They’re ready for the general outside.
Official: Tell the Senate he’ll be a few minutes. Also, find out where these BROWNIES came from.
George Washington: [[Turning away]] Woah, FOOD! When I eat a TWINKIE it turns into ME!

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Official: Once your name is announced, you’ll cross the podium and stand next to Adams.
George Washington: …all I gotta do is just TOUCH my arm – and a million skin cells fly off. A MILLION of ’em! Jus’ hangin’ in the air! Probly breathin’ ’em up. You ever think of THAT

George Washington: AND? Did you know there are over six OCTILLION processes happening in your body every SECOND? If I had an electron microscope I could tell ’em THANKS! Thanks for all the HARD WORK! But I don’t. Cuz of MARTHA.

Soldier: They’re ready for the general outside.
Official: Tell the Senate he’ll be a few minutes. Also, find out where these BROWNIES came from.
George Washington: [[Turning away]] Woah, FOOD! When I eat a TWINKIE it turns into ME!

{{header: chillax at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: oh that hamilton what a prankster}}

#259; In which our First President is baked transcribed by in

Official: Once your name is announced, you'll cross the podium and stand next to Adams.
George Washington: ...all I gotta do is just TOUCH my arm - and a million skin cells fly off. A MILLION of 'em! Jus' hangin' in the air! Probly breathin' 'em up. You ever think of THAT

George Washington: AND? Did you know there are over six OCTILLION processes happening in your body every SECOND? If I had an electron microscope I could tell 'em THANKS! Thanks for all the HARD WORK! But I don't. Cuz of MARTHA.

Soldier: They're ready for the general outside.
Official: Tell the Senate he'll be a few minutes. Also, find out where these BROWNIES came from.
George Washington: [[Turning away]] Woah, FOOD! When I eat a TWINKIE it turns into ME!

{{header: chillax at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: oh that hamilton what a prankster}}

oh that hamilton what a prankster

#259; In which our First President is baked

  — December 22nd, 2006

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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