Comic Transcripts

OTTO: Sometimes I wonder about my money. Do I still have the first dollar I ever made? Is it still at the bottom of my checking account? I’ve never emptied it completely.

OTTO: Or do the oldest dollars get spent first? Keep them from moldering? In which case that first dollar must be super-long-gone. Not much I can do about it now.
EUGENE: What are you talking about.

EUGENE: Bank accounts are just numbers in a computer. They’re a representational fiction, not discrete objects. It’s all imaginary.
OTTO: So I do still have my first dollar? If it’s all imaginary, then I imagine that I have it. Who’s to tell me any different?

OTTO: In fact I decide that I still have ALL the significant dollars from my lifetime! My first paycheck AND my first fiction sale AND that refund I got from the IRS for being handsome!
EUGENE: When did you get a refund for being handsome?
OTTO: WHEN I JUST IMAGINED IT

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OTTO: Sometimes I wonder about my money. Do I still have the first dollar I ever made? Is it still at the bottom of my checking account? I've never emptied it completely.

OTTO: Or do the oldest dollars get spent first? Keep them from moldering? In which case that first dollar must be super-long-gone. Not much I can do about it now.
EUGENE: What are you talking about.

EUGENE: Bank accounts are just numbers in a computer. They're a representational fiction, not discrete objects. It's all imaginary.
OTTO: So I do still have my first dollar? If it's all imaginary, then I imagine that I have it. Who's to tell me any different?

OTTO: In fact I decide that I still have ALL the significant dollars from my lifetime! My first paycheck AND my first fiction sale AND that refund I got from the IRS for being handsome!
EUGENE: When did you get a refund for being handsome?
OTTO: WHEN I JUST IMAGINED IT

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a fiat currency deserves a fiat history

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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