Comic Transcripts

Woman: I don’t mind most marine mammals. But sea lions? I could do without sea lions.
Man: Don’t say that out loud!

Seal Lion: Pardon me, I couldn’t help but overhear.
Man: Now you’ve done it.

Sea Lion: I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?

Woman: Go away.
Sea Lion: There’s no need to raise your voice. I’m right here. I’m just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion?

Woman: You’re in my house.
Sea Lion: You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?

Man: Told you, dude. Sea lions.
Sea Lion: I’ve been unfailingly polite, and you two have been nothing but rude.
Woman: I am trying to eat breakfast!
Sea Lion: Very well. We shall resume in an hour.

{{header: summon up WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I will have eggs over easy with toast, please.}}

#1062; The Terrible Sea Lion transcribed by in

Woman: I don’t mind most marine mammals. But sea lions? I could do without sea lions.
Man: Don’t say that out loud!

Seal Lion: Pardon me, I couldn’t help but overhear.
Man: Now you’ve done it.

Sea Lion: I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?

Woman: Go away.
Sea Lion: There’s no need to raise your voice. I’m right here. I’m just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion?

Woman: You’re in my house.
Sea Lion: You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?

Man: Told you, dude. Sea lions.
Sea Lion: I’ve been unfailingly polite, and you two have been nothing but rude.
Woman: I am trying to eat breakfast!
Sea Lion: Very well. We shall resume in an hour.

{{header: summon up WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I will have eggs over easy with toast, please.}}

#1062; The Terrible Sea Lion transcribed by in

Woman: I don't mind most marine mammals. But sea lions? I could do without sea lions.
Man: Don't say that out loud!

Seal Lion: Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear.
Man: Now you've done it.

Sea Lion: I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?

Woman: Go away.
Sea Lion: There's no need to raise your voice. I'm right here. I'm just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion?

Woman: You're in my house.
Sea Lion: You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?

Man: Told you, dude. Sea lions.
Sea Lion: I've been unfailingly polite, and you two have been nothing but rude.
Woman: I am trying to eat breakfast!
Sea Lion: Very well. We shall resume in an hour.

{{header: summon up WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I will have eggs over easy with toast, please.}}

I will have eggs over easy with toast, please.

This sea lion has made the rounds.
Also, a clarification on the sea lion character.
Updated reaction images are also available.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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