GLEN: I want a book on how to get rich.
CLARA: I don't sell books like that. But would you like me to tell you how to get rich, instead?
GLEN: ...sure, go for it.
CLARA: It's very simple. First, create a product that makes absurd promises. Topical cream that makes you lose weight; work-from-home "businesses" that generate their own income......books that deliver "secrets" to wealth.
CLARA: Then, abandon all dignity by hawking your product shamelessly to gullible people. Presto! PROFIT.
GLEN: I don't know if I should take business advice from a bookseller who doesn't carry ANY of the best-sellers on wealth-building.
CLARA: I have limited space, so I choose only to stock beautiful things. Those books are not among them.
GLEN: Criminy, aren't you just PRINCIPLED.
CLARA: It is why I am not rich.
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