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[[A Woman stands in front of a room full of busy women. An Elegant Man, completely bald, stares into a mirror lovingly.]]

Woman: Welcome to Locks for Lymphoma. Can I help you?
Elegant Man: Yes, yes. Fine work you do here. I’ve come to donate my hair to cancerous children.

Woman: Sir, you are clearly bald.
Elegant Man: Not everywhere.
Bearded man: Son, you best get to the back of the line. I’ve spent too long jes’ anticipating those nimble little lady fingers.

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#164; In which Cancerous Children benefit transcribed by in

[[A Woman stands in front of a room full of busy women. An Elegant Man, completely bald, stares into a mirror lovingly.]]

Woman: Welcome to Locks for Lymphoma. Can I help you?
Elegant Man: Yes, yes. Fine work you do here. I've come to donate my hair to cancerous children.

Woman: Sir, you are clearly bald.
Elegant Man: Not everywhere.
Bearded man: Son, you best get to the back of the line. I've spent too long jes' anticipating those nimble little lady fingers.

{{header: get snippy at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: as you may have surmised, the bald fellow is referring to hair available for donation from his back and the tops of his feet}}

as you may have surmised, the bald fellow is referring to hair available for donation from his back and the tops of his feet

#164; In which Cancerous Children benefit

  — March 7th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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