Comic Transcripts

[[An artist thinks out loud.]]
Artist: Good artists copy… GREAT artists STEAL!

Artist: Everyone says it!

Artist: Finally, the perfect justification for plagiarism! Stealing is totally acceptable! Got a problem? Take it up with this maxim!
Bystander: I’m not sure outright plagiarism is what the saying is referring to…
Artist: Sure it is! I stole the maxim and claimed it as my own, so I decide what it means!

Critic: Then why is plagiarism so frowned upon?
Artist: SERIOUSLY! People probably just haven’t heard the maxim yet!

Critic: Or perhaps it’s sometimes fun to take something existing, and in the act of recreating or reinterpreting it, figure out what new meaning you can bring to it, or use it to inspire you in unexpected ways.
Artist: Nuts to THAT interpretation! I say, plagiarism for everyone!

[[A banner proclaims “LATER:”]]
Artist: It turns out plagiarism is frowned upon, even when WHAT you’re plagiarizing is a HIGHLY CONVINCING EXPLANATION for why plagiarism is just ducky!

{{header: a good day for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: It’s called Fifty Shades of Gray and the titular spectrum is between the poles of your Puritanical sense of MORALS??}}

#1146; In which Theft is justified transcribed by in

[[An artist thinks out loud.]]
Artist: Good artists copy… GREAT artists STEAL!

Artist: Everyone says it!

Artist: Finally, the perfect justification for plagiarism! Stealing is totally acceptable! Got a problem? Take it up with this maxim!
Bystander: I’m not sure outright plagiarism is what the saying is referring to…
Artist: Sure it is! I stole the maxim and claimed it as my own, so I decide what it means!

Critic: Then why is plagiarism so frowned upon?
Artist: SERIOUSLY! People probably just haven’t heard the maxim yet!

Critic: Or perhaps it’s sometimes fun to take something existing, and in the act of recreating or reinterpreting it, figure out what new meaning you can bring to it, or use it to inspire you in unexpected ways.
Artist: Nuts to THAT interpretation! I say, plagiarism for everyone!

[[A banner proclaims “LATER:”]]
Artist: It turns out plagiarism is frowned upon, even when WHAT you’re plagiarizing is a HIGHLY CONVINCING EXPLANATION for why plagiarism is just ducky!

{{header: a good day for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: It’s called Fifty Shades of Gray and the titular spectrum is between the poles of your Puritanical sense of MORALS??}}

#1146; In which Theft is justified transcribed by in

[[An artist thinks out loud.]]
Artist: Good artists copy... GREAT artists STEAL!

Artist: Everyone says it!

Artist: Finally, the perfect justification for plagiarism! Stealing is totally acceptable! Got a problem? Take it up with this maxim!
Bystander: I'm not sure outright plagiarism is what the saying is referring to...
Artist: Sure it is! I stole the maxim and claimed it as my own, so I decide what it means!

Critic: Then why is plagiarism so frowned upon?
Artist: SERIOUSLY! People probably just haven't heard the maxim yet!

Critic: Or perhaps it's sometimes fun to take something existing, and in the act of recreating or reinterpreting it, figure out what new meaning you can bring to it, or use it to inspire you in unexpected ways.
Artist: Nuts to THAT interpretation! I say, plagiarism for everyone!

[[A banner proclaims "LATER:"]]
Artist: It turns out plagiarism is frowned upon, even when WHAT you're plagiarizing is a HIGHLY CONVINCING EXPLANATION for why plagiarism is just ducky!

{{header: a good day for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: It's called Fifty Shades of Gray and the titular spectrum is between the poles of your Puritanical sense of MORALS??}}

It's called Fifty Shades of Gray and the titular spectrum is between the poles of your Puritanical sense of MORALS??

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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