Comic Transcripts

[[Man runs through outdoors]]
Voice: It’s amazing! I’ve never seen anyone move like that before – we have a gold medal and a new world record!

[[In a bedroom]]
Running Man: Hey, baby… I’m the fasted man in the world!
Woman in Bed: That’s what a girl likes to hear.

[[In park]]
Running Man: I bet I can do anything faster than you!
Sudoku Man: Sudoku is not a race. It is a discipline.

[[With a doctor]]
Running Man: Hey Doc! I can ice skate really fast!
Doc: Mark, you have cancer.

[[Running man is now old]]
Running Man: I was the fastest man in the world in 1946.
Girl: Grandpa, yesterday you said you were born a bear.

{{header: carry a torch at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: you train and you train and you give up your life and then, after you stand on that podium, pretty much you got bupkis}}

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[[Man runs through outdoors]]
Voice: It’s amazing! I’ve never seen anyone move like that before – we have a gold medal and a new world record!

[[In a bedroom]]
Running Man: Hey, baby… I’m the fasted man in the world!
Woman in Bed: That’s what a girl likes to hear.

[[In park]]
Running Man: I bet I can do anything faster than you!
Sudoku Man: Sudoku is not a race. It is a discipline.

[[With a doctor]]
Running Man: Hey Doc! I can ice skate really fast!
Doc: Mark, you have cancer.

[[Running man is now old]]
Running Man: I was the fastest man in the world in 1946.
Girl: Grandpa, yesterday you said you were born a bear.

{{header: carry a torch at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: you train and you train and you give up your life and then, after you stand on that podium, pretty much you got bupkis}}

#159; In which a Record is Shattered transcribed by in

[[Man runs through outdoors]]
Voice: It's amazing! I've never seen anyone move like that before - we have a gold medal and a new world record!

[[In a bedroom]]
Running Man: Hey, baby... I'm the fasted man in the world!
Woman in Bed: That's what a girl likes to hear.

[[In park]]
Running Man: I bet I can do anything faster than you!
Sudoku Man: Sudoku is not a race. It is a discipline.

[[With a doctor]]
Running Man: Hey Doc! I can ice skate really fast!
Doc: Mark, you have cancer.

[[Running man is now old]]
Running Man: I was the fastest man in the world in 1946.
Girl: Grandpa, yesterday you said you were born a bear.

{{header: carry a torch at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: you train and you train and you give up your life and then, after you stand on that podium, pretty much you got bupkis}}

you train and you train and you give up your life and then, after you stand on that podium, pretty much you got bupkis

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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