[[A girl addresses her demure lady cat while a wild tomcat looks on.]]
Girl: Why look, Miss Whiskers! Look at that cute little guy!
Cat: Hello there Miss Whiskers. May I say you are looking mighty fly.
They call me Fuzzypants McGee. But you can call me Tigrour.
I have renounced my slave name.
Girl: I do hope you two can be friends.
Tigrour: Yes. We will be friends all night long.
You make me unleash the secret weapon. A little of the ol' butt action.
Classy lady like you will love the smell of my butt.
Tigrour: Oh, I get it, pinky here's got your priorities all in a bunch.
That's a'ight.
There's one thing I learned in the service, it's how to deal with a threat.
Girl: I wish I knew what you cats say to each other when you meow like that.
Tigrour: ATTAAACK
{{header: attaaack at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: pity you can't see the crazed look in his eyes in the lo-res web version}}