Comic Transcripts

[[A girl addresses her demure lady cat while a wild tomcat looks on.]]

Girl: Why look, Miss Whiskers! Look at that cute little guy!
Cat: Hello there Miss Whiskers. May I say you are looking mighty fly.
They call me Fuzzypants McGee. But you can call me Tigrour.
I have renounced my slave name.

Girl: I do hope you two can be friends.
Tigrour: Yes. We will be friends all night long.
You make me unleash the secret weapon. A little of the ol’ butt action.
Classy lady like you will love the smell of my butt.

Tigrour: Oh, I get it, pinky here’s got your priorities all in a bunch.
That’s a’ight.
There’s one thing I learned in the service, it’s how to deal with a threat.

Girl: I wish I knew what you cats say to each other when you meow like that.
Tigrour: ATTAAACK

{{header: attaaack at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: pity you can’t see the crazed look in his eyes in the lo-res web version}}

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[[A girl addresses her demure lady cat while a wild tomcat looks on.]]

Girl: Why look, Miss Whiskers! Look at that cute little guy!
Cat: Hello there Miss Whiskers. May I say you are looking mighty fly.
They call me Fuzzypants McGee. But you can call me Tigrour.
I have renounced my slave name.

Girl: I do hope you two can be friends.
Tigrour: Yes. We will be friends all night long.
You make me unleash the secret weapon. A little of the ol’ butt action.
Classy lady like you will love the smell of my butt.

Tigrour: Oh, I get it, pinky here’s got your priorities all in a bunch.
That’s a’ight.
There’s one thing I learned in the service, it’s how to deal with a threat.

Girl: I wish I knew what you cats say to each other when you meow like that.
Tigrour: ATTAAACK

{{header: attaaack at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: pity you can’t see the crazed look in his eyes in the lo-res web version}}

#158; In which Amorous Advances are made transcribed by in

[[A girl addresses her demure lady cat while a wild tomcat looks on.]]

Girl: Why look, Miss Whiskers! Look at that cute little guy!
Cat: Hello there Miss Whiskers. May I say you are looking mighty fly.
They call me Fuzzypants McGee. But you can call me Tigrour.
I have renounced my slave name.

Girl: I do hope you two can be friends.
Tigrour: Yes. We will be friends all night long.
You make me unleash the secret weapon. A little of the ol' butt action.
Classy lady like you will love the smell of my butt.

Tigrour: Oh, I get it, pinky here's got your priorities all in a bunch.
That's a'ight.
There's one thing I learned in the service, it's how to deal with a threat.

Girl: I wish I knew what you cats say to each other when you meow like that.
Tigrour: ATTAAACK

{{header: attaaack at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: pity you can't see the crazed look in his eyes in the lo-res web version}}

miss whiskers is trying to keep her composure but oh! that fine aroma! she fears that she may swoon

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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