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[[A girl addresses her demure lady cat while a wild tomcat looks on.]]

Girl: Why look, Miss Whiskers! Look at that cute little guy!
Cat: Hello there Miss Whiskers. May I say you are looking mighty fly.
They call me Fuzzypants McGee. But you can call me Tigrour.
I have renounced my slave name.

Girl: I do hope you two can be friends.
Tigrour: Yes. We will be friends all night long.
You make me unleash the secret weapon. A little of the ol’ butt action.
Classy lady like you will love the smell of my butt.

Tigrour: Oh, I get it, pinky here’s got your priorities all in a bunch.
That’s a’ight.
There’s one thing I learned in the service, it’s how to deal with a threat.

Girl: I wish I knew what you cats say to each other when you meow like that.
Tigrour: ATTAAACK

{{header: attaaack at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: pity you can’t see the crazed look in his eyes in the lo-res web version}}

#158; In which Amorous Advances are made transcribed by in

[[A girl addresses her demure lady cat while a wild tomcat looks on.]]

Girl: Why look, Miss Whiskers! Look at that cute little guy!
Cat: Hello there Miss Whiskers. May I say you are looking mighty fly.
They call me Fuzzypants McGee. But you can call me Tigrour.
I have renounced my slave name.

Girl: I do hope you two can be friends.
Tigrour: Yes. We will be friends all night long.
You make me unleash the secret weapon. A little of the ol’ butt action.
Classy lady like you will love the smell of my butt.

Tigrour: Oh, I get it, pinky here’s got your priorities all in a bunch.
That’s a’ight.
There’s one thing I learned in the service, it’s how to deal with a threat.

Girl: I wish I knew what you cats say to each other when you meow like that.
Tigrour: ATTAAACK

{{header: attaaack at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: pity you can’t see the crazed look in his eyes in the lo-res web version}}

#158; In which Amorous Advances are made transcribed by in

[[A girl addresses her demure lady cat while a wild tomcat looks on.]]

Girl: Why look, Miss Whiskers! Look at that cute little guy!
Cat: Hello there Miss Whiskers. May I say you are looking mighty fly.
They call me Fuzzypants McGee. But you can call me Tigrour.
I have renounced my slave name.

Girl: I do hope you two can be friends.
Tigrour: Yes. We will be friends all night long.
You make me unleash the secret weapon. A little of the ol' butt action.
Classy lady like you will love the smell of my butt.

Tigrour: Oh, I get it, pinky here's got your priorities all in a bunch.
That's a'ight.
There's one thing I learned in the service, it's how to deal with a threat.

Girl: I wish I knew what you cats say to each other when you meow like that.
Tigrour: ATTAAACK

{{header: attaaack at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: pity you can't see the crazed look in his eyes in the lo-res web version}}

miss whiskers is trying to keep her composure but oh! that fine aroma! she fears that she may swoon

#158; In which Amorous Advances are made

  — February 13th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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