[[A woman approaches another woman, sitting on a porch stoop in the midst of a snowstorm.]]
First Woman: My dear woman, please, come in, out of the cold!
Second Woman: Oh, thank you...
Second Woman: So kind you are! And your aura - so vibrant and green!
Second Woman: Like a meadow in springtime, or a brisk blade of grass, glistening with dew. You are a nurturer! You are strong!
First Woman: Oh, you are so right, you don't even know... I do nurture when I get the time
Second Woman: Yes, it shines brightly, even through the many layers of your ridiculous coat.
Man: Hey, are you reading auras?
Man: Neat-o! What's my aura? What color am I?
Second Woman: You... you seem to be covered in a dingy yellow, a sort of amber, like -
Man: ...Like I'm drenched in urine, yeah, but what about my aura?
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{{alt-text: i have been told that my aura is quote-musky-unquote}}