Test audiences hooted and hollered when Dave Chappelle showed up as Satchel Paige

Comic Transcripts

[[A man in a bowler hat, GRIMSWORTH, holds a newspaper as he addresses PLUMBERT, who is working on a machine for making milkshakes in race cars.]]

GRIMSWORTH: Did you SEE this? What a FARCE!
PLUMBERT: That describes SO many things that I could not POSSIBLY respond to your question with certainty

GRIMSWORTH: They’re SHELVING the Headstabbers reboot movie.
PLUMBERT: Headstabbers: Re-Beheaded? REALLY?!
GRIMSWORTH: The studio’s gonna take the writeoff instead!
PLUMBERT: That’s an OUTRAGE!
GRIMSWORTH: It’s worth more DEAD than alive! Like Archduke Bonesmash in the LAST movie!

PLUMBERT: I can’t believe they’re going to just TRASH the hard work of all those actors, artists, creative people on the crew… It’s basically BOOK BURNING.
GRIMSWORTH: It’s a MORAL WRONG to just DISCARD all that blood, sweat, and tears. The folks on the inside have an ETHICAL IMPERATIVE to LEAK the movie. I pray someone has the courage.

[[A woman, CLEMBERTA, joins them at the workbench, holding another newspaper.]]

CLEMBERTA: They’re ALSO shelving the Rob Schneider/Kevin Sorbo dramedy about “What If Moses Was Reincarnated in Postwar Ohio and Played Minor League Baseball”
CLEMBERTA: That’s both the premise AND the actual title
CLEMBERTA: Those artists ALSO worked hard! Let THEIR work be seen! This must ALSO be leaked!!
PLUMBERT: I mean that one can probably stay right where it is

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#1540; The Studio Executioners transcribed by in

[[A man in a bowler hat, GRIMSWORTH, holds a newspaper as he addresses PLUMBERT, who is working on a machine for making milkshakes in race cars.]]

GRIMSWORTH: Did you SEE this? What a FARCE!
PLUMBERT: That describes SO many things that I could not POSSIBLY respond to your question with certainty

GRIMSWORTH: They're SHELVING the Headstabbers reboot movie.
PLUMBERT: Headstabbers: Re-Beheaded? REALLY?!
GRIMSWORTH: The studio's gonna take the writeoff instead!
PLUMBERT: That's an OUTRAGE!
GRIMSWORTH: It's worth more DEAD than alive! Like Archduke Bonesmash in the LAST movie!

PLUMBERT: I can't believe they're going to just TRASH the hard work of all those actors, artists, creative people on the crew... It's basically BOOK BURNING.
GRIMSWORTH: It's a MORAL WRONG to just DISCARD all that blood, sweat, and tears. The folks on the inside have an ETHICAL IMPERATIVE to LEAK the movie. I pray someone has the courage.

[[A woman, CLEMBERTA, joins them at the workbench, holding another newspaper.]]

CLEMBERTA: They're ALSO shelving the Rob Schneider/Kevin Sorbo dramedy about "What If Moses Was Reincarnated in Postwar Ohio and Played Minor League Baseball"
CLEMBERTA: That's both the premise AND the actual title
CLEMBERTA: Those artists ALSO worked hard! Let THEIR work be seen! This must ALSO be leaked!!
PLUMBERT: I mean that one can probably stay right where it is

{{header: tucked away with WONDERMARK.COM}}

Test audiences hooted and hollered when Dave Chappelle showed up as Satchel Paige

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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