Comic Transcripts

MILO: We think our house is being haunted by an ineffective ghost.
BRUCE: Let me commune with the energies of the departed. Please lower the lights – Yes. Yes. I feel the presence of an energy from beyond this world!

SYLVIE: Please tell them that I used to live here, and my spirit has become attached to the memories of the office supplies I used to have…
BRUCE: She was a traveler. Taken in by a hog rancher back when this used to be farmland?
SYLVIE: What? No, I lived in the seventies – I had this great Bakelite phone –
BRUCE: She was an exiled princess on the run from the Belgian royal guard?she hid in the bar with the hogs and was killed by the captain, who had once loved her but was bound by his duty?

SYLVIE: I sold ballpoint pens door-to-door from my Nash Metropolitan
BRUCE: We will need to perform a complex and incredibly expensive musical exorcism. Luckily, I just happen to be in a band! We can probably squeeze you in between our incredibly important gigs in the courts of Popes worldwide

SYLVIE: I?

SYLVIE: I’m a princess?

[[header: sense the spirit of WONDERMARK.COM]]

[[alt-text: there is much that goes unremembered in these situations]]

#672; The Matter of the Envelopes, Pt.3 transcribed by in

MILO: We think our house is being haunted by an ineffective ghost.
BRUCE: Let me commune with the energies of the departed. Please lower the lights – Yes. Yes. I feel the presence of an energy from beyond this world!

SYLVIE: Please tell them that I used to live here, and my spirit has become attached to the memories of the office supplies I used to have…
BRUCE: She was a traveler. Taken in by a hog rancher back when this used to be farmland?
SYLVIE: What? No, I lived in the seventies – I had this great Bakelite phone –
BRUCE: She was an exiled princess on the run from the Belgian royal guard?she hid in the bar with the hogs and was killed by the captain, who had once loved her but was bound by his duty?

SYLVIE: I sold ballpoint pens door-to-door from my Nash Metropolitan
BRUCE: We will need to perform a complex and incredibly expensive musical exorcism. Luckily, I just happen to be in a band! We can probably squeeze you in between our incredibly important gigs in the courts of Popes worldwide

SYLVIE: I?

SYLVIE: I’m a princess?

[[header: sense the spirit of WONDERMARK.COM]]

[[alt-text: there is much that goes unremembered in these situations]]

#672; The Matter of the Envelopes, Pt.3 transcribed by in

MILO: We think our house is being haunted by an ineffective ghost.
BRUCE: Let me commune with the energies of the departed. Please lower the lights - Yes. Yes. I feel the presence of an energy from beyond this world!

SYLVIE: Please tell them that I used to live here, and my spirit has become attached to the memories of the office supplies I used to have...
BRUCE: She was a traveler. Taken in by a hog rancher back when this used to be farmland?
SYLVIE: What? No, I lived in the seventies - I had this great Bakelite phone -
BRUCE: She was an exiled princess on the run from the Belgian royal guard?she hid in the bar with the hogs and was killed by the captain, who had once loved her but was bound by his duty?

SYLVIE: I sold ballpoint pens door-to-door from my Nash Metropolitan
BRUCE: We will need to perform a complex and incredibly expensive musical exorcism. Luckily, I just happen to be in a band! We can probably squeeze you in between our incredibly important gigs in the courts of Popes worldwide

SYLVIE: I?

SYLVIE: I'm a princess?

[[header: sense the spirit of WONDERMARK.COM]]

[[alt-text: there is much that goes unremembered in these situations]]

there is much that goes unremembered in these situations

#672; The Matter of the Envelopes, Pt.3

  — November 4th, 2010

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New ways to get Bolted!

July 24, 2026 by David Malki !

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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