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[[Scene: Woman approaching a man, sitting in a chair. The man has a sign next to him which reads, “Hit a dude in the nuts – $5.”]]

Woman: WHAT?! That’s OUTRAGEOUS!

[[A mustachioed gentleman readies to strike a barrel-chested chap in the groin with a 5-iron. Behind the barrel-chested chap, a young boy stands with a hoop ready to catch whatever might fly off.]]

Woman: How come HE gets to use a golf club?
Man: He’s one of our gold club members.

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#155; In which a Dude is hit in the Nuts transcribed by in

[[Scene: Woman approaching a man, sitting in a chair. The man has a sign next to him which reads, “Hit a dude in the nuts – $5.”]]

Woman: WHAT?! That’s OUTRAGEOUS!

[[A mustachioed gentleman readies to strike a barrel-chested chap in the groin with a 5-iron. Behind the barrel-chested chap, a young boy stands with a hoop ready to catch whatever might fly off.]]

Woman: How come HE gets to use a golf club?
Man: He’s one of our gold club members.

{{header: premium goodies at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: also you get to keep whatever falls off}}

#155; In which a Dude is hit in the Nuts transcribed by in

[[Scene: Woman approaching a man, sitting in a chair. The man has a sign next to him which reads, "Hit a dude in the nuts - $5."]]

Woman: WHAT?! That's OUTRAGEOUS!

[[A mustachioed gentleman readies to strike a barrel-chested chap in the groin with a 5-iron. Behind the barrel-chested chap, a young boy stands with a hoop ready to catch whatever might fly off.]]

Woman: How come HE gets to use a golf club?
Man: He's one of our gold club members.

{{header: premium goodies at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: also you get to keep whatever falls off}}

bonus: you get to keep whatever falls off

#155; In which a Dude is hit in the Nuts

  — February 3rd, 2006

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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