Comic Transcripts

[[A woman speaks to her cat.]]

Woman: Who’s a cuddly little snookums?
Huh? Huh? Who’s my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Woman: I want some kisses from my snugglebaby.
Can I get some kisses? Can you give Mommy some kisses?

Woman: Mommy LIKES little, tuna-smelling kisses…

[[As a well-dressed man reaches for the cat:]]

Woman: HEY
HEY THERE
GET AWAY
GET OUT OF HERE
BAD MAN
NO KISSES FOR YOU
All kittycat kisses are MINE

Woman: You see what I do for you?
Now give me some freaking KISSES!
Cat: Actually, I’ve compiled some demands of my own.

[[header: raspy tongues at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES]]

#145; In which Kisses are demanded transcribed by in

[[A woman speaks to her cat.]]

Woman: Who’s a cuddly little snookums?
Huh? Huh? Who’s my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Woman: I want some kisses from my snugglebaby.
Can I get some kisses? Can you give Mommy some kisses?

Woman: Mommy LIKES little, tuna-smelling kisses…

[[As a well-dressed man reaches for the cat:]]

Woman: HEY
HEY THERE
GET AWAY
GET OUT OF HERE
BAD MAN
NO KISSES FOR YOU
All kittycat kisses are MINE

Woman: You see what I do for you?
Now give me some freaking KISSES!
Cat: Actually, I’ve compiled some demands of my own.

[[header: raspy tongues at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES]]

#145; In which Kisses are demanded transcribed by in

[[A woman speaks to her cat.]]

Woman: Who's a cuddly little snookums?
Huh? Huh? Who's my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Woman: I want some kisses from my snugglebaby.
Can I get some kisses? Can you give Mommy some kisses?

Woman: Mommy LIKES little, tuna-smelling kisses...

[[As a well-dressed man reaches for the cat:]]

Woman: HEY
HEY THERE
GET AWAY
GET OUT OF HERE
BAD MAN
NO KISSES FOR YOU
All kittycat kisses are MINE

Woman: You see what I do for you?
Now give me some freaking KISSES!
Cat: Actually, I've compiled some demands of my own.

[[header: raspy tongues at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES]]

do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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