Comic Transcripts

[[A woman speaks to her cat.]]

Woman: Who’s a cuddly little snookums?
Huh? Huh? Who’s my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Woman: I want some kisses from my snugglebaby.
Can I get some kisses? Can you give Mommy some kisses?

Woman: Mommy LIKES little, tuna-smelling kisses…

[[As a well-dressed man reaches for the cat:]]

Woman: HEY
HEY THERE
GET AWAY
GET OUT OF HERE
BAD MAN
NO KISSES FOR YOU
All kittycat kisses are MINE

Woman: You see what I do for you?
Now give me some freaking KISSES!
Cat: Actually, I’ve compiled some demands of my own.

[[header: raspy tongues at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES]]

#145; In which Kisses are demanded transcribed by in

[[A woman speaks to her cat.]]

Woman: Who’s a cuddly little snookums?
Huh? Huh? Who’s my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Woman: I want some kisses from my snugglebaby.
Can I get some kisses? Can you give Mommy some kisses?

Woman: Mommy LIKES little, tuna-smelling kisses…

[[As a well-dressed man reaches for the cat:]]

Woman: HEY
HEY THERE
GET AWAY
GET OUT OF HERE
BAD MAN
NO KISSES FOR YOU
All kittycat kisses are MINE

Woman: You see what I do for you?
Now give me some freaking KISSES!
Cat: Actually, I’ve compiled some demands of my own.

[[header: raspy tongues at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES]]

#145; In which Kisses are demanded transcribed by in

[[A woman speaks to her cat.]]

Woman: Who's a cuddly little snookums?
Huh? Huh? Who's my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Woman: I want some kisses from my snugglebaby.
Can I get some kisses? Can you give Mommy some kisses?

Woman: Mommy LIKES little, tuna-smelling kisses...

[[As a well-dressed man reaches for the cat:]]

Woman: HEY
HEY THERE
GET AWAY
GET OUT OF HERE
BAD MAN
NO KISSES FOR YOU
All kittycat kisses are MINE

Woman: You see what I do for you?
Now give me some freaking KISSES!
Cat: Actually, I've compiled some demands of my own.

[[header: raspy tongues at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES]]

do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES

Bolted! Fulfillment Update

Photo courtesy of backer Nicola!

The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!


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