Comic Transcripts

[[A woman speaks to her cat.]]

Woman: Who’s a cuddly little snookums?
Huh? Huh? Who’s my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Woman: I want some kisses from my snugglebaby.
Can I get some kisses? Can you give Mommy some kisses?

Woman: Mommy LIKES little, tuna-smelling kisses…

[[As a well-dressed man reaches for the cat:]]

Woman: HEY
HEY THERE
GET AWAY
GET OUT OF HERE
BAD MAN
NO KISSES FOR YOU
All kittycat kisses are MINE

Woman: You see what I do for you?
Now give me some freaking KISSES!
Cat: Actually, I’ve compiled some demands of my own.

[[header: raspy tongues at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES]]

#145; In which Kisses are demanded transcribed by in

[[A woman speaks to her cat.]]

Woman: Who’s a cuddly little snookums?
Huh? Huh? Who’s my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Woman: I want some kisses from my snugglebaby.
Can I get some kisses? Can you give Mommy some kisses?

Woman: Mommy LIKES little, tuna-smelling kisses…

[[As a well-dressed man reaches for the cat:]]

Woman: HEY
HEY THERE
GET AWAY
GET OUT OF HERE
BAD MAN
NO KISSES FOR YOU
All kittycat kisses are MINE

Woman: You see what I do for you?
Now give me some freaking KISSES!
Cat: Actually, I’ve compiled some demands of my own.

[[header: raspy tongues at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES]]

#145; In which Kisses are demanded transcribed by in

[[A woman speaks to her cat.]]

Woman: Who's a cuddly little snookums?
Huh? Huh? Who's my little fuzzy-wuzzy?

Woman: I want some kisses from my snugglebaby.
Can I get some kisses? Can you give Mommy some kisses?

Woman: Mommy LIKES little, tuna-smelling kisses...

[[As a well-dressed man reaches for the cat:]]

Woman: HEY
HEY THERE
GET AWAY
GET OUT OF HERE
BAD MAN
NO KISSES FOR YOU
All kittycat kisses are MINE

Woman: You see what I do for you?
Now give me some freaking KISSES!
Cat: Actually, I've compiled some demands of my own.

[[header: raspy tongues at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES]]

do they involve kisses? PLEASE YES PLEASE YES

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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