okay, if that's what you want, we'll stop the train so nothing ever moves again!! mwa ha ha ha

Comic Transcripts

(SFX: HOONNNNKK)

PEMBURTON: Good Lord

[[A man in bed, GRONDUS, tosses his tissue into Pemburton’s hat.]]

PEMBURTON: Are you all right in here?
GRONDUS: GOO! It’s the GOO! There’s SO much goo.

GRONDUS: The problem IS the goo. Honestly, I don’t like it.
GRONDUS: And whenever I blow it out, MORE goo arrives shortly after. Like it’s on a rigorous GOO TIMETABLE.

PEMBURTON: It’s a goo train.
GRONDUS: WHY is there a goo train! I don’t LIKE the goo train! I don’t WANT a goo train!
GRONDUS: DOWN WITH GOO TRAIN! Get this goo train OUT of here! BLOCK the tracks! SHUT DOWN the station!

PEMBURTON: You’re a goo train NIMBY.
GRONDUS: I’m a goo train NIM-SINUSES

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#1537; Slime Aboard transcribed by in

(SFX: HOONNNNKK)

PEMBURTON: Good Lord

[[A man in bed, GRONDUS, tosses his tissue into Pemburton’s hat.]]

PEMBURTON: Are you all right in here?
GRONDUS: GOO! It's the GOO! There's SO much goo.

GRONDUS: The problem IS the goo. Honestly, I don't like it.
GRONDUS: And whenever I blow it out, MORE goo arrives shortly after. Like it's on a rigorous GOO TIMETABLE.

PEMBURTON: It's a goo train.
GRONDUS: WHY is there a goo train! I don't LIKE the goo train! I don't WANT a goo train!
GRONDUS: DOWN WITH GOO TRAIN! Get this goo train OUT of here! BLOCK the tracks! SHUT DOWN the station!

PEMBURTON: You're a goo train NIMBY.
GRONDUS: I'm a goo train NIM-SINUSES

{{header: blow it out your WONDERMARK.COM}}

okay, if that's what you want, we'll stop the train so nothing ever moves again!! mwa ha ha ha

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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