Comic Transcripts

[[A man and a woman are holding one another.]]

Woman: Oh, what time is it? Shoot. I was gonna bake cookies for Grandma tonight. I told her I would.

Man: Why do you hate your grandmother so much?
Woman: Well, she gave me a silly haircut once.

Man: Twenty years ago… she was given a silly haircut. Now… one woman…
Woman: No.
Man: …is striking back…

Man: …against the grandmother…
Woman: No trailers.
Man: …she’s always feared.
Woman: No trailers. I have a headache.

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#151; In which a Common Practice is objected to transcribed by in

[[A man and a woman are holding one another.]]

Woman: Oh, what time is it? Shoot. I was gonna bake cookies for Grandma tonight. I told her I would.

Man: Why do you hate your grandmother so much?
Woman: Well, she gave me a silly haircut once.

Man: Twenty years ago... she was given a silly haircut. Now... one woman...
Woman: No.
Man: ...is striking back...

Man: ...against the grandmother...
Woman: No trailers.
Man: ...she's always feared.
Woman: No trailers. I have a headache.

{{header: coming soon at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: welcome to my life}}

YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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