Comic Transcripts

Man #1: Big changes at work. My boss got promoted
Man #2: Not the incompetent moron who once plugged an overflowing toilet with a live squirrel?
Man #1: No, he died in a fire. This is the person who recommended he START that fire.

Man #2: So ANTI-SMOKEY has now been promoted to…
Man #1: Vice President of Global Operations. He gets LEARJET and a BUTLER.
Man #2: How can the company afford that?
Man #1: They fired my entire data-analysis team and replaced them with day laborers from outside home depot. It is now mathematically impossible to accomplish anything at work.

Man #2: And the old job that the new VP vacated…?
Man #1: Filled by an unpleasant janitor.
Man #1: That I once caught going through my desk looking for anything remotely SMOKABLE. He has SECRETS on EVERYBODY.

Man #2: …It sounds like it might be time to look for a new job.
Man #1: But i live so CLOSE

{{header: work hard at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The janitor HATES me. Because we both know too much about each other.}}

#632; A Dramatic Turnover in Management transcribed by in

Man #1: Big changes at work. My boss got promoted
Man #2: Not the incompetent moron who once plugged an overflowing toilet with a live squirrel?
Man #1: No, he died in a fire. This is the person who recommended he START that fire.

Man #2: So ANTI-SMOKEY has now been promoted to…
Man #1: Vice President of Global Operations. He gets LEARJET and a BUTLER.
Man #2: How can the company afford that?
Man #1: They fired my entire data-analysis team and replaced them with day laborers from outside home depot. It is now mathematically impossible to accomplish anything at work.

Man #2: And the old job that the new VP vacated…?
Man #1: Filled by an unpleasant janitor.
Man #1: That I once caught going through my desk looking for anything remotely SMOKABLE. He has SECRETS on EVERYBODY.

Man #2: …It sounds like it might be time to look for a new job.
Man #1: But i live so CLOSE

{{header: work hard at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The janitor HATES me. Because we both know too much about each other.}}

#632; A Dramatic Turnover in Management transcribed by in

Man #1: Big changes at work. My boss got promoted
Man #2: Not the incompetent moron who once plugged an overflowing toilet with a live squirrel?
Man #1: No, he died in a fire. This is the person who recommended he START that fire.

Man #2: So ANTI-SMOKEY has now been promoted to...
Man #1: Vice President of Global Operations. He gets LEARJET and a BUTLER.
Man #2: How can the company afford that?
Man #1: They fired my entire data-analysis team and replaced them with day laborers from outside home depot. It is now mathematically impossible to accomplish anything at work.

Man #2: And the old job that the new VP vacated...?
Man #1: Filled by an unpleasant janitor.
Man #1: That I once caught going through my desk looking for anything remotely SMOKABLE. He has SECRETS on EVERYBODY.

Man #2: ...It sounds like it might be time to look for a new job.
Man #1: But i live so CLOSE

{{header: work hard at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The janitor HATES me. Because we both know too much about each other.}}

The janitor HATES me. Because we both know too much about each other.

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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