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[[Pete and a Dark-Suited Man come upon Joey, who’s holding an enormous horn.]
Dark-Suited Man: What did I tell you? Here he is!
Pete: Joey! Wow, I haven’t seen you since high school!

Joey: How’s it going, Pete? What’s the scoop?
Pete: Hey, do you still have that eight bucks I lent you in tenth grade?

Joey: No, man! I spent it right after you gave it to me.
Pete: …Well, do you have some other, similar eight bucks that you could give me?

Joey: Ha ha ha! Same old Pete. Hey, you still with that girl? Turned out to be a guy?
Pete: Okay, seriously give me my money.
[[A man in a top hat appears.]]
Man in Top Hat: Pete! I haven’t seen you since prom!

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{{alt-text: joey had borrowed the money to buy the alpenhorn, it seems, whereas pete had always wanted an alpenhorn but had been stymied by the prohibitive cost}}

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[[Pete and a Dark-Suited Man come upon Joey, who's holding an enormous horn.]
Dark-Suited Man: What did I tell you? Here he is!
Pete: Joey! Wow, I haven't seen you since high school!

Joey: How's it going, Pete? What's the scoop?
Pete: Hey, do you still have that eight bucks I lent you in tenth grade?

Joey: No, man! I spent it right after you gave it to me.
Pete: ...Well, do you have some other, similar eight bucks that you could give me?

Joey: Ha ha ha! Same old Pete. Hey, you still with that girl? Turned out to be a guy?
Pete: Okay, seriously give me my money.
[[A man in a top hat appears.]]
Man in Top Hat: Pete! I haven't seen you since prom!

{{header: pay the piper at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: joey had borrowed the money to buy the alpenhorn, it seems, whereas pete had always wanted an alpenhorn but had been stymied by the prohibitive cost}}

joey had borrowed the money to buy the alpenhorn, it seems, whereas pete had always wanted an alpenhorn but had been stymied by the prohibitive cost

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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