Comic Transcripts

[[A photographer is taking pictures of a dog perched on a fainting couch.]]
MATTHEW: That’s it. That’s perfect, baby, PERFECT.
You’re a NATURAL. I love it. You’re gonna be HUGE in modeling! EVERYONE will want a piece of the new dog on the scene!
RAGS (THE DOG): But…
*sigh*
You’re still sending out my headshot for dramatic roles, right? I mean, I came out here to be a serious actor.

MATTHEW: Baby. Sweetie. Let me tell you something! Let me tell you a secret of show business!
WHEN YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A COVER SHOOT FOR VOGUE MAGAZINE
You do not talk too loud about switching your career focus!
RAGS: You’re right. Okay. This isn’t where I thought I’d end up, but a lot of new doors are opening and I can ride this wave wherever it takes me!

[[Cover of VOGUE. The headline is LOOK HOW STUPID THIS DOG LOOKS.]]

{{Header: pose for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Anna Wintour templed her perfect fingers. ‘Now,’ she hissed, ‘we wait.’}}

#564; In which a Career takes a Turn transcribed by in

[[A photographer is taking pictures of a dog perched on a fainting couch.]]
MATTHEW: That’s it. That’s perfect, baby, PERFECT.
You’re a NATURAL. I love it. You’re gonna be HUGE in modeling! EVERYONE will want a piece of the new dog on the scene!
RAGS (THE DOG): But…
*sigh*
You’re still sending out my headshot for dramatic roles, right? I mean, I came out here to be a serious actor.

MATTHEW: Baby. Sweetie. Let me tell you something! Let me tell you a secret of show business!
WHEN YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A COVER SHOOT FOR VOGUE MAGAZINE
You do not talk too loud about switching your career focus!
RAGS: You’re right. Okay. This isn’t where I thought I’d end up, but a lot of new doors are opening and I can ride this wave wherever it takes me!

[[Cover of VOGUE. The headline is LOOK HOW STUPID THIS DOG LOOKS.]]

{{Header: pose for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Anna Wintour templed her perfect fingers. ‘Now,’ she hissed, ‘we wait.’}}

#564; In which a Career takes a Turn transcribed by in

[[A photographer is taking pictures of a dog perched on a fainting couch.]]
MATTHEW: That's it. That's perfect, baby, PERFECT.
You're a NATURAL. I love it. You're gonna be HUGE in modeling! EVERYONE will want a piece of the new dog on the scene!
RAGS (THE DOG): But...
*sigh*
You're still sending out my headshot for dramatic roles, right? I mean, I came out here to be a serious actor.

MATTHEW: Baby. Sweetie. Let me tell you something! Let me tell you a secret of show business!
WHEN YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A COVER SHOOT FOR VOGUE MAGAZINE
You do not talk too loud about switching your career focus!
RAGS: You're right. Okay. This isn't where I thought I'd end up, but a lot of new doors are opening and I can ride this wave wherever it takes me!

[[Cover of VOGUE. The headline is LOOK HOW STUPID THIS DOG LOOKS.]]

{{Header: pose for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Anna Wintour templed her perfect fingers. 'Now,' she hissed, 'we wait.'}}

Anna Wintour templed her perfect fingers. 'Now,' she hissed, 'we wait.'

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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