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[[Two men, BLORNSBY and CRANDLETON, stand together in conversation.]]

BLORNSBY: Isn’t it amazing…doctors used to blame illnesses on HUMOURS. Imbalances of theoretical internal fluids. Black bile, yellow bile, phlegm…! Nobody knew what “phlegm” WAS, but it sure was important!

BLORNSBY: Thank goodness we left THAT nonsense far behind.
CRANDLETON: Right? It’s like, get with the SCIENCE!

[[Crandleton is holding a glass of something.]]

CRANDLETON: Oh! I’m so rude… can I offer you some shake?

BLORNSBY: It looks tasty!
CRANDLETON: Chemical-free wellness cleanse! It’s AMAZING for flushing out toxins.

{{header: detox at WONDERMARK.COM}}

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[[Two men, BLORNSBY and CRANDLETON, stand together in conversation.]]

BLORNSBY: Isn't it amazing...doctors used to blame illnesses on HUMOURS. Imbalances of theoretical internal fluids. Black bile, yellow bile, phlegm...! Nobody knew what "phlegm" WAS, but it sure was important!

BLORNSBY: Thank goodness we left THAT nonsense far behind.
CRANDLETON: Right? It's like, get with the SCIENCE!

[[Crandleton is holding a glass of something.]]

CRANDLETON: Oh! I'm so rude... can I offer you some shake?

BLORNSBY: It looks tasty!
CRANDLETON: Chemical-free wellness cleanse! It's AMAZING for flushing out toxins.

{{header: detox at WONDERMARK.COM}}

You know what REALLY gets the toxins out? A good old-fashioned bloodletting.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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