Comic Transcripts

– This custard is tasty, but I can’t help but wonder… if perhaps… ahem… your OWN flavor might be even sweeter.

– That’s it! I’ve had quite enough of your unwelcome advances! One more word, and you’re on the sidewalk!
– Tell him, girl!

– Oh, no, my dear, you’ve misunderstood! Let me explain in plainer terms…

– I’ll give you a thousand dollars if you let me lick your bellybutton.
– SECURITY!
– Wait, wait… How much?

header: sopping wet at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: always hear the offer out

#105; In which an Offer is reconsidered transcribed by in

- This custard is tasty, but I can't help but wonder... if perhaps... ahem... your OWN flavor might be even sweeter.

- That's it! I've had quite enough of your unwelcome advances! One more word, and you're on the sidewalk!
- Tell him, girl!

- Oh, no, my dear, you've misunderstood! Let me explain in plainer terms...

- I'll give you a thousand dollars if you let me lick your bellybutton.
- SECURITY!
- Wait, wait... How much?

header: sopping wet at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: always hear the offer out

always hear the offer out, after all it is textbook-buying season

#105; In which an Offer is reconsidered

  — May 3rd, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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