– This custard is tasty, but I can’t help but wonder… if perhaps… ahem… your OWN flavor might be even sweeter.

– That’s it! I’ve had quite enough of your unwelcome advances! One more word, and you’re on the sidewalk!
– Tell him, girl!

– Oh, no, my dear, you’ve misunderstood! Let me explain in plainer terms…

– I’ll give you a thousand dollars if you let me lick your bellybutton.
– SECURITY!
– Wait, wait… How much?

header: sopping wet at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: always hear the offer out

- This custard is tasty, but I can't help but wonder... if perhaps... ahem... your OWN flavor might be even sweeter.

- That's it! I've had quite enough of your unwelcome advances! One more word, and you're on the sidewalk!
- Tell him, girl!

- Oh, no, my dear, you've misunderstood! Let me explain in plainer terms...

- I'll give you a thousand dollars if you let me lick your bellybutton.
- SECURITY!
- Wait, wait... How much?

header: sopping wet at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: always hear the offer out

always hear the offer out, after all it is textbook-buying season

#105; In which an Offer is reconsidered

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!