Comic Transcripts

[[An infomercial salesperson carrying a board marked “busy bee ™” hawks the company’s wares while an elderly individual displays their frustration with a phone in the background.]]
Salesperson: Seniors! Tired of whiz-bang phones with tiny buttons and too many beep-boop functions?
Senior: I just want to call my grandkids, not launch a moon mission!!
Salesperson: Now there’s Busybee ™, the phone that DOESN’T have apps… DOESN’T have games… it JUST calls your grandkids!

[[The senior is now working with a computer.]]
Salesperson: Confounded by computers?
Senior: I just want to email my grandkids!
Salesperson: Busybee ™ now has a computer, too! It has big, bright buttons that let you email your grandkids in just seconds!

[[A camera.]]
Salesperson: And introducing the Busybee ™ camera! NO confusing functions that you DON’T NEED!
Senior: It… it only seems to take pictures of my grandkids?
Senior: Everything else in the image is completely black

[[A car whisks the senior away.]]
Salesperson: And for seniors with active lifestyles, it’s our brand-new Busybee ™ CAR!
Senior: PLEASE… this car will only drive to my grandkids’ house…
Senior: I need to get to my doctor’s appointment

{{header: the bare, necessary WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: “I need to go pick up groceries,” you think, but there’s just a single button on the dashboard, and the car has other ideas. }}

#1145; Made With Purpose transcribed by in

[[An infomercial salesperson carrying a board marked “busy bee ™” hawks the company’s wares while an elderly individual displays their frustration with a phone in the background.]]
Salesperson: Seniors! Tired of whiz-bang phones with tiny buttons and too many beep-boop functions?
Senior: I just want to call my grandkids, not launch a moon mission!!
Salesperson: Now there’s Busybee ™, the phone that DOESN’T have apps… DOESN’T have games… it JUST calls your grandkids!

[[The senior is now working with a computer.]]
Salesperson: Confounded by computers?
Senior: I just want to email my grandkids!
Salesperson: Busybee ™ now has a computer, too! It has big, bright buttons that let you email your grandkids in just seconds!

[[A camera.]]
Salesperson: And introducing the Busybee ™ camera! NO confusing functions that you DON’T NEED!
Senior: It… it only seems to take pictures of my grandkids?
Senior: Everything else in the image is completely black

[[A car whisks the senior away.]]
Salesperson: And for seniors with active lifestyles, it’s our brand-new Busybee ™ CAR!
Senior: PLEASE… this car will only drive to my grandkids’ house…
Senior: I need to get to my doctor’s appointment

{{header: the bare, necessary WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: “I need to go pick up groceries,” you think, but there’s just a single button on the dashboard, and the car has other ideas. }}

#1145; Made With Purpose transcribed by in

[[An infomercial salesperson carrying a board marked "busy bee (tm)" hawks the company's wares while an elderly individual displays their frustration with a phone in the background.]]
Salesperson: Seniors! Tired of whiz-bang phones with tiny buttons and too many beep-boop functions?
Senior: I just want to call my grandkids, not launch a moon mission!!
Salesperson: Now there's Busybee (tm), the phone that DOESN'T have apps... DOESN'T have games... it JUST calls your grandkids!

[[The senior is now working with a computer.]]
Salesperson: Confounded by computers?
Senior: I just want to email my grandkids!
Salesperson: Busybee (tm) now has a computer, too! It has big, bright buttons that let you email your grandkids in just seconds!

[[A camera.]]
Salesperson: And introducing the Busybee (tm) camera! NO confusing functions that you DON'T NEED!
Senior: It... it only seems to take pictures of my grandkids?
Senior: Everything else in the image is completely black

[[A car whisks the senior away.]]
Salesperson: And for seniors with active lifestyles, it's our brand-new Busybee (tm) CAR!
Senior: PLEASE... this car will only drive to my grandkids' house...
Senior: I need to get to my doctor's appointment

{{header: the bare, necessary WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: "I need to go pick up groceries," you think, but there's just a single button on the dashboard, and the car has other ideas. }}

''I need to go pick up groceries,'' you think, but there's just a single button on the dashboard, and the car has other ideas.

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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