Comic Transcripts

[[Two individuals discuss something.]]
Pessimist: How was the sandwich?
Optimist: Terrible.
Pessimist: Oh! Sorry to hear it!
Optimist: No worries! At least it’s calories.

Pessimist: Mm?
Optimist: It’s my way of seeing the bright side of things.
Optimist: I have to eat anyway. My body needs fuel on the regular.
Optimist: So I’m not enjoying EVERY INSTANT of this OBLIGATORY activity. I’m still filling up the tank. At least it’s calories!

Pessimist: Wow, great way to suck the JOY out of life.
Optimist: Joy is OVERRATED. I’m satisfied with PURPOSE.
Optimist: Have to park super far away? At least it’s EXERCISE! See your rival succeed? At least it’s POSSIBLE! Try something and fail? At least you got PRACTICE!

Pessimist: I was trying to put you down a moment ago, but it’s starting to sound kind of sensible.
Optimist: Well, at least you got practice!

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{{alt-text: Lose your keys through a sewer grate? At least it’s practice for when you lose your keys through a hole in a bridge!}}

#1144; The Silver Foil Lining transcribed by in

[[Two individuals discuss something.]]
Pessimist: How was the sandwich?
Optimist: Terrible.
Pessimist: Oh! Sorry to hear it!
Optimist: No worries! At least it’s calories.

Pessimist: Mm?
Optimist: It’s my way of seeing the bright side of things.
Optimist: I have to eat anyway. My body needs fuel on the regular.
Optimist: So I’m not enjoying EVERY INSTANT of this OBLIGATORY activity. I’m still filling up the tank. At least it’s calories!

Pessimist: Wow, great way to suck the JOY out of life.
Optimist: Joy is OVERRATED. I’m satisfied with PURPOSE.
Optimist: Have to park super far away? At least it’s EXERCISE! See your rival succeed? At least it’s POSSIBLE! Try something and fail? At least you got PRACTICE!

Pessimist: I was trying to put you down a moment ago, but it’s starting to sound kind of sensible.
Optimist: Well, at least you got practice!

{{header: always feeding WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Lose your keys through a sewer grate? At least it’s practice for when you lose your keys through a hole in a bridge!}}

#1144; The Silver Foil Lining transcribed by in

[[Two individuals discuss something.]]
Pessimist: How was the sandwich?
Optimist: Terrible.
Pessimist: Oh! Sorry to hear it!
Optimist: No worries! At least it's calories.

Pessimist: Mm?
Optimist: It's my way of seeing the bright side of things.
Optimist: I have to eat anyway. My body needs fuel on the regular.
Optimist: So I'm not enjoying EVERY INSTANT of this OBLIGATORY activity. I'm still filling up the tank. At least it's calories!

Pessimist: Wow, great way to suck the JOY out of life.
Optimist: Joy is OVERRATED. I'm satisfied with PURPOSE.
Optimist: Have to park super far away? At least it's EXERCISE! See your rival succeed? At least it's POSSIBLE! Try something and fail? At least you got PRACTICE!

Pessimist: I was trying to put you down a moment ago, but it's starting to sound kind of sensible.
Optimist: Well, at least you got practice!

{{header: always feeding WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Lose your keys through a sewer grate? At least it's practice for when you lose your keys through a hole in a bridge!}}

Lose your keys through a sewer grate? At least it's practice for when you lose your keys through a hole in a bridge!

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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