– YOUR WEIGHT IS ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-TWO POUNDS
– Yo! Lardo! Some of us are waiting to use the scale! Hurry it up a bit, huh?

– YOUR BODY MASS INDEX IS WITHIN HEALTHY RANGES
– Get a move on, we’re going gray out here! Don’t make me set Spike on yeh!
– rrrr

– That’s right, Spike, gettim! Get that bad man! Go on! You dumb mutt, where you going? Get him! Go on! He’s right there! Get him!

– I swear, some day it’s like you WANT to go back to the pound.
– Dude, this is for your fashion sense.

header: be relieved at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: i think dogs watch more ‘queer eye’ than we think

- YOUR WEIGHT IS ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-TWO POUNDS
- Yo! Lardo! Some of us are waiting to use the scale! Hurry it up a bit, huh?

- YOUR BODY MASS INDEX IS WITHIN HEALTHY RANGES
- Get a move on, we're going gray out here! Don't make me set Spike on yeh!
- rrrr

- That's right, Spike, gettim! Get that bad man! Go on! You dumb mutt, where you going? Get him! Go on! He's right there! Get him!

- I swear, some day it's like you WANT to go back to the pound.
- Dude, this is for your fashion sense.

header: be relieved at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: i think dogs watch more 'queer eye' than we think

back at the pound they had a lot of PEOPLE and US WEEKLY sitting around

#114; In which Haste is encouraged

[ Tags: fashion, humanized animals, medicine ] Permalink: https://wondermark.com/c/114/

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!