#114; In which Haste is encouraged

Comic Transcripts

– YOUR WEIGHT IS ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-TWO POUNDS
– Yo! Lardo! Some of us are waiting to use the scale! Hurry it up a bit, huh?

– YOUR BODY MASS INDEX IS WITHIN HEALTHY RANGES
– Get a move on, we’re going gray out here! Don’t make me set Spike on yeh!
– rrrr

– That’s right, Spike, gettim! Get that bad man! Go on! You dumb mutt, where you going? Get him! Go on! He’s right there! Get him!

– I swear, some day it’s like you WANT to go back to the pound.
– Dude, this is for your fashion sense.

header: be relieved at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: i think dogs watch more ‘queer eye’ than we think

#114; In which Haste is encouraged transcribed by in

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!