Comic Transcripts

[[Gax is loudly insulting two pedestrians.]]
Gax: WHOOO! My SENSE ORGAN that you people don’t have is getting DISGUSTED by the secretions you people don’t know you’re exuding!!
Human: Gax, why do you even LIVE here, if you hate humans so much?

Gax: HATE HUMANS? I don’t hate humans?
Gax: I work with humans every day! I get along FINE with humans! Some of my best FRIENDS are humans!
Gax: I RELY on human industry to manufacture the volatile chemicals that I require to properly clean my body!

Gax: I don’t ACTIVELY HATE EVERY SINGLE HUMAN. That’s preposterous! More, it’s prepondiculous!
Human: Then why are you always complaining about, and threatening, and issuing decrees condemning, and constructing sickeningly baroque traps for us?

Gax: I hate ANYONE who does human THINGS or displays stereotypically human TRAITS!
Gax: COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

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{{alt-text: Gax overheard someone use that ‘prepondiculous’ line once and now he thinks it’s some famous human cliche.}}

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[[Gax is loudly insulting two pedestrians.]]
Gax: WHOOO! My SENSE ORGAN that you people don't have is getting DISGUSTED by the secretions you people don't know you're exuding!!
Human: Gax, why do you even LIVE here, if you hate humans so much?

Gax: HATE HUMANS? I don't hate humans?
Gax: I work with humans every day! I get along FINE with humans! Some of my best FRIENDS are humans!
Gax: I RELY on human industry to manufacture the volatile chemicals that I require to properly clean my body!

Gax: I don't ACTIVELY HATE EVERY SINGLE HUMAN. That's preposterous! More, it's prepondiculous!
Human: Then why are you always complaining about, and threatening, and issuing decrees condemning, and constructing sickeningly baroque traps for us?

Gax: I hate ANYONE who does human THINGS or displays stereotypically human TRAITS!
Gax: COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

{{header: be clear about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Gax overheard someone use that 'prepondiculous' line once and now he thinks it's some famous human cliche.}}

Gax overheard someone use that 'prepondiculous' line once and now he thinks it's some famous human cliché.

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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