Comic Transcripts

[[Gax is loudly insulting two pedestrians.]]
Gax: WHOOO! My SENSE ORGAN that you people don’t have is getting DISGUSTED by the secretions you people don’t know you’re exuding!!
Human: Gax, why do you even LIVE here, if you hate humans so much?

Gax: HATE HUMANS? I don’t hate humans?
Gax: I work with humans every day! I get along FINE with humans! Some of my best FRIENDS are humans!
Gax: I RELY on human industry to manufacture the volatile chemicals that I require to properly clean my body!

Gax: I don’t ACTIVELY HATE EVERY SINGLE HUMAN. That’s preposterous! More, it’s prepondiculous!
Human: Then why are you always complaining about, and threatening, and issuing decrees condemning, and constructing sickeningly baroque traps for us?

Gax: I hate ANYONE who does human THINGS or displays stereotypically human TRAITS!
Gax: COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

{{header: be clear about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Gax overheard someone use that ‘prepondiculous’ line once and now he thinks it’s some famous human cliche.}}

#1133; In which Loathing is specified transcribed by in

[[Gax is loudly insulting two pedestrians.]]
Gax: WHOOO! My SENSE ORGAN that you people don't have is getting DISGUSTED by the secretions you people don't know you're exuding!!
Human: Gax, why do you even LIVE here, if you hate humans so much?

Gax: HATE HUMANS? I don't hate humans?
Gax: I work with humans every day! I get along FINE with humans! Some of my best FRIENDS are humans!
Gax: I RELY on human industry to manufacture the volatile chemicals that I require to properly clean my body!

Gax: I don't ACTIVELY HATE EVERY SINGLE HUMAN. That's preposterous! More, it's prepondiculous!
Human: Then why are you always complaining about, and threatening, and issuing decrees condemning, and constructing sickeningly baroque traps for us?

Gax: I hate ANYONE who does human THINGS or displays stereotypically human TRAITS!
Gax: COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

{{header: be clear about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Gax overheard someone use that 'prepondiculous' line once and now he thinks it's some famous human cliche.}}

Gax overheard someone use that 'prepondiculous' line once and now he thinks it's some famous human cliché.

Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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