Comic Transcripts

[[A young woman, staring out the window, is talking to another who is reclining on a chair, reading.]]
Hobbyist: Ooh, wouldn’t it be nice to have some fruit trees?
Hobbyist: Grow whatever we want… eat fresh from the land…
Critic: Fertilizer! Pesticides! I bet it’s so difficult that you wouldn’t save any money at all.

Hobbyist: Lots of people garden as a hobby. Not everything has to make a profit.
Critic: I already have *plenty* of hobbies! I’d rather pay the store for convenience.

Hobbyist: *What* hobbies do you have?
Critic: Going to the store to buy fruit, for one!

Hobbyist: That’s not a *hobby*.
Critic: Just because it’s not *your* hobby doesn’t mean it’s *no one’s*.
Critic: Just because you don’t *consider* it a hobby doesn’t mean there isn’t probably a Tumblr community *dedicated* to it!

[[The critic smiles in a sort of twisted satisfaction.]]
Critic: Made up of people who love *buying store fruit* more than you or I will *ever* love *anything* for the *rest of our lives*
Critic: Making GIF sets of bananas…
Critic: Shipping apples and oranges…
Critic: Getting *so much* satisfaction from their *community* and their *fandom* and their *togetherness*
Hobbyist: *This is what I wanted from gardening*

{{header: plant some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I WANTED TO HAVE MEETUPS THAT WERE ALSO FRUIT SALAD POTLUCKS}}

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[[A young woman, staring out the window, is talking to another who is reclining on a chair, reading.]]
Hobbyist: Ooh, wouldn’t it be nice to have some fruit trees?
Hobbyist: Grow whatever we want… eat fresh from the land…
Critic: Fertilizer! Pesticides! I bet it’s so difficult that you wouldn’t save any money at all.

Hobbyist: Lots of people garden as a hobby. Not everything has to make a profit.
Critic: I already have *plenty* of hobbies! I’d rather pay the store for convenience.

Hobbyist: *What* hobbies do you have?
Critic: Going to the store to buy fruit, for one!

Hobbyist: That’s not a *hobby*.
Critic: Just because it’s not *your* hobby doesn’t mean it’s *no one’s*.
Critic: Just because you don’t *consider* it a hobby doesn’t mean there isn’t probably a Tumblr community *dedicated* to it!

[[The critic smiles in a sort of twisted satisfaction.]]
Critic: Made up of people who love *buying store fruit* more than you or I will *ever* love *anything* for the *rest of our lives*
Critic: Making GIF sets of bananas…
Critic: Shipping apples and oranges…
Critic: Getting *so much* satisfaction from their *community* and their *fandom* and their *togetherness*
Hobbyist: *This is what I wanted from gardening*

{{header: plant some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I WANTED TO HAVE MEETUPS THAT WERE ALSO FRUIT SALAD POTLUCKS}}

#1059; In which Produce is productive transcribed by in

[[A young woman, staring out the window, is talking to another who is reclining on a chair, reading.]]
Hobbyist: Ooh, wouldn't it be nice to have some fruit trees?
Hobbyist: Grow whatever we want... eat fresh from the land...
Critic: Fertilizer! Pesticides! I bet it's so difficult that you wouldn't save any money at all.

Hobbyist: Lots of people garden as a hobby. Not everything has to make a profit.
Critic: I already have *plenty* of hobbies! I'd rather pay the store for convenience.

Hobbyist: *What* hobbies do you have?
Critic: Going to the store to buy fruit, for one!

Hobbyist: That's not a *hobby*.
Critic: Just because it's not *your* hobby doesn't mean it's *no one's*.
Critic: Just because you don't *consider* it a hobby doesn't mean there isn't probably a Tumblr community *dedicated* to it!

[[The critic smiles in a sort of twisted satisfaction.]]
Critic: Made up of people who love *buying store fruit* more than you or I will *ever* love *anything* for the *rest of our lives*
Critic: Making GIF sets of bananas...
Critic: Shipping apples and oranges...
Critic: Getting *so much* satisfaction from their *community* and their *fandom* and their *togetherness*
Hobbyist: *This is what I wanted from gardening*

{{header: plant some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I WANTED TO HAVE MEETUPS THAT WERE ALSO FRUIT SALAD POTLUCKS}}

I WANTED TO HAVE MEETUPS THAT WERE ALSO FRUIT SALAD POTLUCKS

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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