[[Two people are discussing a soccer game.]]
Soccer Fan: Did you catch the soccer game? We CRUSHED them! We DESTROYED them!
Pacifist: I did not. The aggression makes me uncomfortable.
Pacifist: The whole POINT is to PENETRATE your enemy's defenses and VIOLATE his sanctum!
Pacifist: You and your GANG DRIVE some OBJECT into a PROTECTED AREA - over STRENUOUS OBJECTIONS! - and are REWARDED for it!
[[The pacifist, fist clenched, looks towards the sky pensively.]]
Pacifist: Why can't we RECONSIDER this? What if the ball is SACRED? You're trying to RESCUE it from those who would DEFILE it...
Pacifist: The goal ISN'T the ENEMY'S HOLY OF HOLIES that you're FORCING FOREIGN ITEMS into... it's YOURS!
Pacifist: If you can only SECURE this TREASURE in your HOME TEMPLE - it'll be safe from those BARBAIANS who would STEAL IT for their OWN!
Pacifist: I can get behind soccer as a RESCUE MISSION. I'd rather cheer for a team of SAVIORS than a MOB of DEPRAVED DEFILERS!
Soccer Fan: But why is there a stranger with gloves trying to STOP you from getting the SACRED ORB near your OWN temple?
Pacifist: Seriously!
Pacifist: HE is the MEANEST GUY in SOCCER
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{{alt-text: The bad guys all hang out near our house probably because they know we gotta come back home sometime! We should probably do the same for them!}}
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