Comic Transcripts

[[a man and a woman are riding horses]]
Man: Nice looking dog you got there!
Woman: What are you even indicating

Man: What’s that, a capital trotsman? Pride of the breed! Bet HE likes to chase a plum!
Woman: I am led to doubt your expertise in doggery

Man: Now listen here! I know EVERYTHING about dogs! I wrote the WIKIPEDIA article about dogs! I know EVERY FACT about EVERY DOG!
Woman: Fine then smarty! What’s the best dog? Tell me THAT! If you CAN!

Man: The best dog is… a BROWN dog
Woman: [[thinking]] Dang he IS good

{{header: #1032; In which a dog is praised. At WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the best dog is a dog not owned by a DOG RACIST :[}}

#1032; In which a Dog is praised transcribed by in

[[a man and a woman are riding horses]]
Man: Nice looking dog you got there!
Woman: What are you even indicating

Man: What’s that, a capital trotsman? Pride of the breed! Bet HE likes to chase a plum!
Woman: I am led to doubt your expertise in doggery

Man: Now listen here! I know EVERYTHING about dogs! I wrote the WIKIPEDIA article about dogs! I know EVERY FACT about EVERY DOG!
Woman: Fine then smarty! What’s the best dog? Tell me THAT! If you CAN!

Man: The best dog is… a BROWN dog
Woman: [[thinking]] Dang he IS good

{{header: #1032; In which a dog is praised. At WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the best dog is a dog not owned by a DOG RACIST :[}}

#1032; In which a Dog is praised transcribed by in

[[a man and a woman are riding horses]]
Man: Nice looking dog you got there!
Woman: What are you even indicating

Man: What's that, a capital trotsman? Pride of the breed! Bet HE likes to chase a plum!
Woman: I am led to doubt your expertise in doggery

Man: Now listen here! I know EVERYTHING about dogs! I wrote the WIKIPEDIA article about dogs! I know EVERY FACT about EVERY DOG!
Woman: Fine then smarty! What's the best dog? Tell me THAT! If you CAN!

Man: The best dog is... a BROWN dog
Woman: [[thinking]] Dang he IS good

{{header: #1032; In which a dog is praised. At WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: the best dog is a dog not owned by a DOG RACIST :[}}

The best dog is a dog not owned by a DOG RACIST :[

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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