Comic Transcripts

[[Two travelers are riding in a wagon. It is dark.]]
Nonchalant Traveler: Getting late. Let’s stop for provisions at the next hitching post?
Concerned Traveler: The “NEXT”? Just WHATEVER place it happens to be? You’ll let PROXIMITY determine who gets our business?

Nonchalant Traveler: If a place is along our path, then yes, they will be of help to us, and so deserve our business.
Concerned Traveler: But you don’t know who those people ARE! Strangers! OPPORTUNISTIC strangers, by DEFINITION!
Concerned Traveler: I thought we were PAST this! We have the WORLD’S INFORMATION in our pocket!

Concerned Traveler: We can make informed decisions about what PRECISELY we are underwriting with our customer choices! Ignorance is no longer an acceptable justification for unethical behavior!
Concerned Traveler: You don’t know their POLITICS! You don’t know if they’ll use our money to advance REPUGNANT AIMS! How can you be so CAVALIER about PATRONIZING someone you LITERALLY DON’T KNOW EVEN EXISTS YET?

Nonchalant Traveler: Ill-informed decisions are also known as ADVENTURES!
Concerned Traveler: I refuse to participate in any adventure that I cannot Yelp first!

{{header: stock up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: there is no occasion more wasteful than an experience that I have not, in advance, verified utterly that it will conform to my every expectation}}

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[[Two travelers are riding in a wagon. It is dark.]]
Nonchalant Traveler: Getting late. Let's stop for provisions at the next hitching post?
Concerned Traveler: The "NEXT"? Just WHATEVER place it happens to be? You'll let PROXIMITY determine who gets our business?

Nonchalant Traveler: If a place is along our path, then yes, they will be of help to us, and so deserve our business.
Concerned Traveler: But you don't know who those people ARE! Strangers! OPPORTUNISTIC strangers, by DEFINITION!
Concerned Traveler: I thought we were PAST this! We have the WORLD'S INFORMATION in our pocket!

Concerned Traveler: We can make informed decisions about what PRECISELY we are underwriting with our customer choices! Ignorance is no longer an acceptable justification for unethical behavior!
Concerned Traveler: You don't know their POLITICS! You don't know if they'll use our money to advance REPUGNANT AIMS! How can you be so CAVALIER about PATRONIZING someone you LITERALLY DON'T KNOW EVEN EXISTS YET?

Nonchalant Traveler: Ill-informed decisions are also known as ADVENTURES!
Concerned Traveler: I refuse to participate in any adventure that I cannot Yelp first!

{{header: stock up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: there is no occasion more wasteful than an experience that I have not, in advance, verified utterly that it will conform to my every expectation}}

there is no occasion more wasteful than an experience that I have not, in advance, verified utterly that it will conform to my every expectation

My newest game: Noodle Battle! At PAX!

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

  • Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
  • Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
  • Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
  • Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
  • Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
  • Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
  • Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!


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