Comic Transcripts

[[Man is holding chalkboard in front of his face]]
Man: How should I feel? Let me know! It’s an experiment in crowdsourcing!

[[Chalkboard has happy face]]
Man: Looks like I’m happy!

[[Chalkboard has mad face]]
Man: Whoop! Now I’m mad!

[[Chalkboard has squiggly mouth]]
Man: Now I’m… perplexed?

[[Chalkboard has ???]]
Man: Yes I am indeed legitimately confused

[[Chalkboard has infinity symbol]]
Man: I’m unsure how to react

[[Chalkboard has cartoon breasts]]
Man: I’m worried this might be offensive

[[Chalkboard has swastika]]
Man: This is DEFINITELY offensive

[[Chalkboard says “Kill Whitey”]]
Man: Stop it. Please stop it

[[Chalkboard is blank]]
Man: Okay. ENOUGH. I’m sorry to have to say so, but PLEASE draw a stern, disapproving face on me.
Audience member: Got it

[[Chalkboard says “I’ll poop in your pants $10”]]
Man: I asked for this

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#1025; The Prudence of Crowds transcribed by in

[[Man is holding chalkboard in front of his face]]
Man: How should I feel? Let me know! It's an experiment in crowdsourcing!

[[Chalkboard has happy face]]
Man: Looks like I'm happy!

[[Chalkboard has mad face]]
Man: Whoop! Now I'm mad!

[[Chalkboard has squiggly mouth]]
Man: Now I'm... perplexed?

[[Chalkboard has ???]]
Man: Yes I am indeed legitimately confused

[[Chalkboard has infinity symbol]]
Man: I'm unsure how to react

[[Chalkboard has cartoon breasts]]
Man: I'm worried this might be offensive

[[Chalkboard has swastika]]
Man: This is DEFINITELY offensive

[[Chalkboard says "Kill Whitey"]]
Man: Stop it. Please stop it

[[Chalkboard is blank]]
Man: Okay. ENOUGH. I'm sorry to have to say so, but PLEASE draw a stern, disapproving face on me.
Audience member: Got it

[[Chalkboard says "I'll poop in your pants $10"]]
Man: I asked for this

{{header: add to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Great way to spend a Sunday}}

Great way to spend a Sunday

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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