Comic Transcripts

[[Man is holding chalkboard in front of his face]]
Man: How should I feel? Let me know! It’s an experiment in crowdsourcing!

[[Chalkboard has happy face]]
Man: Looks like I’m happy!

[[Chalkboard has mad face]]
Man: Whoop! Now I’m mad!

[[Chalkboard has squiggly mouth]]
Man: Now I’m… perplexed?

[[Chalkboard has ???]]
Man: Yes I am indeed legitimately confused

[[Chalkboard has infinity symbol]]
Man: I’m unsure how to react

[[Chalkboard has cartoon breasts]]
Man: I’m worried this might be offensive

[[Chalkboard has swastika]]
Man: This is DEFINITELY offensive

[[Chalkboard says “Kill Whitey”]]
Man: Stop it. Please stop it

[[Chalkboard is blank]]
Man: Okay. ENOUGH. I’m sorry to have to say so, but PLEASE draw a stern, disapproving face on me.
Audience member: Got it

[[Chalkboard says “I’ll poop in your pants $10”]]
Man: I asked for this

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#1025; The Prudence of Crowds transcribed by in

[[Man is holding chalkboard in front of his face]]
Man: How should I feel? Let me know! It's an experiment in crowdsourcing!

[[Chalkboard has happy face]]
Man: Looks like I'm happy!

[[Chalkboard has mad face]]
Man: Whoop! Now I'm mad!

[[Chalkboard has squiggly mouth]]
Man: Now I'm... perplexed?

[[Chalkboard has ???]]
Man: Yes I am indeed legitimately confused

[[Chalkboard has infinity symbol]]
Man: I'm unsure how to react

[[Chalkboard has cartoon breasts]]
Man: I'm worried this might be offensive

[[Chalkboard has swastika]]
Man: This is DEFINITELY offensive

[[Chalkboard says "Kill Whitey"]]
Man: Stop it. Please stop it

[[Chalkboard is blank]]
Man: Okay. ENOUGH. I'm sorry to have to say so, but PLEASE draw a stern, disapproving face on me.
Audience member: Got it

[[Chalkboard says "I'll poop in your pants $10"]]
Man: I asked for this

{{header: add to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Great way to spend a Sunday}}

Great way to spend a Sunday

Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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