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[[A banner states: TEN UNASSAILABLE REASONS TO SELL YOUR CAR AND GET A BOAT INSTEAD. A boat captain emphatically shouts about boats.]]
Captain: Number one! Boats can float!
Captain: Number two! Boats will never get a flat tire and strand you on the highway!

Captain: Number three! Being in charge of a boat makes you a captain!
Captain: Number four! Boats can be tall!

Captain: Number five! Cars eat too much!
Captain: Number six! Cars are a problem!
Captain: Number seven! Boats rule! Cars drool! In a metaphorical fashion OR for real if there is a radiator leak in the car!

[[A bystander interjects.]]
Bystander: This is GREAT so far but I need your ASSURANCE that you are going to illustrate each point with an unattributed photo found on Google Image Search.
Captain: Number eight! A BOAT is wet on PURPOSE!

{{header: sail away at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Number nine! Everybody like a boat!! Number ten! I’m on a boat!!! (OLD SPICE)}}

#1018; The Benefits of a Boat transcribed by in

[[A banner states: TEN UNASSAILABLE REASONS TO SELL YOUR CAR AND GET A BOAT INSTEAD. A boat captain emphatically shouts about boats.]]
Captain: Number one! Boats can float!
Captain: Number two! Boats will never get a flat tire and strand you on the highway!

Captain: Number three! Being in charge of a boat makes you a captain!
Captain: Number four! Boats can be tall!

Captain: Number five! Cars eat too much!
Captain: Number six! Cars are a problem!
Captain: Number seven! Boats rule! Cars drool! In a metaphorical fashion OR for real if there is a radiator leak in the car!

[[A bystander interjects.]]
Bystander: This is GREAT so far but I need your ASSURANCE that you are going to illustrate each point with an unattributed photo found on Google Image Search.
Captain: Number eight! A BOAT is wet on PURPOSE!

{{header: sail away at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Number nine! Everybody like a boat!! Number ten! I'm on a boat!!! (OLD SPICE)}}

Number nine! Everybody like a boat!! Number ten! I'm on a boat!!! (OLD SPICE)

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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