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SUSAN: Well, look who’s up bright and early.
WALLY: Good morning, Susan. I’ve prepared your breakfast.

SUSAN: Ugh, I think this milk has gone bad.
WALLY: We were OUT of milk, so I CREATED some by mixing heavy whipping cream with vinegar!

PROF. McGNTY: Looks like the ol’ cooking robot still has a few bugs left in his programming!
WALLY: We were also out of EGGS, so I harvested some of yours.
SUSAN: URK

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#418; In which Things were going so well transcribed by in

SUSAN: Well, look who's up bright and early.
WALLY: Good morning, Susan. I've prepared your breakfast.

SUSAN: Ugh, I think this milk has gone bad.
WALLY: We were OUT of milk, so I CREATED some by mixing heavy whipping cream with vinegar!

PROF. McGNTY: Looks like the ol' cooking robot still has a few bugs left in his programming!
WALLY: We were also out of EGGS, so I harvested some of yours.
SUSAN: URK

{{header: make do at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Master, did you know Susan twitches in her sleep?}}

Master, did you know Susan twitches in her sleep?

#418; In which Things were going so well

  — June 20th, 2008

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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