Comic Transcripts

– Come feel my skin.
– No.
– Just come feel how soft it is.
– I absolutely will not.

– It’s like slippery silk.
– That is just nasty.
– Oh, sure, NOW it’s nasty.
– It’s ALWAYS been nasty.

-What about the time you swam in this stuff for most of a year? Was it nasty then?
– Amniotic fluid is always nasty.

header: have a sip at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: who has that much?

#092; In which Lines are Drawn transcribed by in

– Come feel my skin.
– No.
– Just come feel how soft it is.
– I absolutely will not.

– It’s like slippery silk.
– That is just nasty.
– Oh, sure, NOW it’s nasty.
– It’s ALWAYS been nasty.

-What about the time you swam in this stuff for most of a year? Was it nasty then?
– Amniotic fluid is always nasty.

header: have a sip at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: who has that much?

#092; In which Lines are Drawn transcribed by in

- Come feel my skin.
- No.
- Just come feel how soft it is.
- I absolutely will not.

- It's like slippery silk.
- That is just nasty.
- Oh, sure, NOW it's nasty.
- It's ALWAYS been nasty.

-What about the time you swam in this stuff for most of a year? Was it nasty then?
- Amniotic fluid is always nasty.

header: have a sip at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: who has that much?

who has that much?

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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