Comic Transcripts

– Honey, what do you want more than anything in the world?
– I don’t know! Can I ask for ANYTHING?

– Sure, anything at all.
– Wow, geez. World peace could be nice, or one of the Segway scooters…

– Although what I REALLY want is for Ben to give back our bathroom key.
– Girl, it ain’t you I’m looking at.

header: scrub ’til you’re clean at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: well, honey, i did give him the key for a reason

#066; In which Ben acts Intrusively transcribed by in

– Honey, what do you want more than anything in the world?
– I don’t know! Can I ask for ANYTHING?

– Sure, anything at all.
– Wow, geez. World peace could be nice, or one of the Segway scooters…

– Although what I REALLY want is for Ben to give back our bathroom key.
– Girl, it ain’t you I’m looking at.

header: scrub ’til you’re clean at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: well, honey, i did give him the key for a reason

#066; In which Ben acts Intrusively transcribed by in

- Honey, what do you want more than anything in the world?
- I don't know! Can I ask for ANYTHING?

- Sure, anything at all.
- Wow, geez. World peace could be nice, or one of the Segway scooters...

- Although what I REALLY want is for Ben to give back our bathroom key.
- Girl, it ain't you I'm looking at.

header: scrub 'til you're clean at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: well, honey, i did give him the key for a reason

well, honey, i did give him the key for a reason

#066; In which Ben acts Intrusively

  — August 3rd, 2004

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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