Comic Transcripts

– Check out all these cool books I found!
– I’m afraid I shan’t, dear boy. I don’t care much for books.

– Why? Did a book eat your mom or something?
– I just don’t care to have an inanimate object tell me what to think.

– Oh. ‘Cause THIS book ate my mom.
– That a fact?

– AIEEE!!!

– Blech! Find me a girl scout to cleanse my palate!
– But now I’M hungry!
– BURP

header: the rainbow ends at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: i hate books SO MUCH

#056; In which a Book eats a Man transcribed by in

– Check out all these cool books I found!
– I’m afraid I shan’t, dear boy. I don’t care much for books.

– Why? Did a book eat your mom or something?
– I just don’t care to have an inanimate object tell me what to think.

– Oh. ‘Cause THIS book ate my mom.
– That a fact?

– AIEEE!!!

– Blech! Find me a girl scout to cleanse my palate!
– But now I’M hungry!
– BURP

header: the rainbow ends at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: i hate books SO MUCH

#056; In which a Book eats a Man transcribed by in

- Check out all these cool books I found!
- I'm afraid I shan't, dear boy. I don't care much for books.

- Why? Did a book eat your mom or something?
- I just don't care to have an inanimate object tell me what to think.

- Oh. 'Cause THIS book ate my mom.
- That a fact?

- AIEEE!!!

- Blech! Find me a girl scout to cleanse my palate!
- But now I'M hungry!
- BURP

header: the rainbow ends at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: i hate books SO MUCH

i hate books SO MUCH

#056; In which a Book eats a Man

  — May 25th, 2004

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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