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[[Two grotesque, large-headed men converse.]]

Big Head: I am the studliest man here tonight. Don’t you think?
No woman can resist my charms. This date is going to go great.

Friend: Calm down, man. You don’t want to get a, you know.
Big Head.
Big Head: Yeah, you’re right. Is she here yet? Do you see her?

Friend: I don’t know. How did she describe herself in her profile?
Big Head: “Desperate.”
Woman: Bartender, can I have about three more of these?
I think I see my date.

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#179; In which Gary will probably Get Some transcribed by in

[[Two grotesque, large-headed men converse.]]

Big Head: I am the studliest man here tonight. Don’t you think?
No woman can resist my charms. This date is going to go great.

Friend: Calm down, man. You don’t want to get a, you know.
Big Head.
Big Head: Yeah, you’re right. Is she here yet? Do you see her?

Friend: I don’t know. How did she describe herself in her profile?
Big Head: “Desperate.”
Woman: Bartender, can I have about three more of these?
I think I see my date.

{{header: take one for the team at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: she knocked back some eight-ball before leaving home but this job requires overtime}}

#179; In which Gary will probably Get Some transcribed by in

[[Two grotesque, large-headed men converse.]]

Big Head: I am the studliest man here tonight. Don't you think?
No woman can resist my charms. This date is going to go great.

Friend: Calm down, man. You don't want to get a, you know.
Big Head.
Big Head: Yeah, you're right. Is she here yet? Do you see her?

Friend: I don't know. How did she describe herself in her profile?
Big Head: "Desperate."
Woman: Bartender, can I have about three more of these?
I think I see my date.

{{header: take one for the team at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: she knocked back some eight-ball before leaving home but this job requires overtime}}

she knocked back some eight-ball before leaving home but this job requires overtime

#179; In which Gary will probably Get Some

  — April 28th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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