Comic Transcripts

Woman: Despite our differences in opinion, it’s important for us to work toward the best interests of the country as a whole, and STAND TOGETHER AS FELLOW AMERICANS.

Ethnic man: Why so provincial? We may be citizens of different nations, but we are all human beings. Should we not support one another for the betterment of ALL MANKIND?

Gax: You SMALL-MINDED humans! You are but ONE TINY SPECIES in the greater galactic class of ZETA-BEINGS, a family that also includes GAXIANS, the FAPRAHKK CRAB MONSTERS, AND the sentient slime mold of Mokress Omega Seven! What benefits the SLIME MOLD, benefits MAN!

Whale: You BIGOTED ZETAS! ALL carbonate classes are hatched with INALIENABLE RIGHTS granted by the DUSTY SPACE WHALE. We must work TOGETHER to honor the WHALE!
Gax: Will you SHUT UP about your BLUBBER GOD

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#840; In which it’s All for All transcribed by in

Woman: Despite our differences in opinion, it's important for us to work toward the best interests of the country as a whole, and STAND TOGETHER AS FELLOW AMERICANS.

Ethnic man: Why so provincial? We may be citizens of different nations, but we are all human beings. Should we not support one another for the betterment of ALL MANKIND?

Gax: You SMALL-MINDED humans! You are but ONE TINY SPECIES in the greater galactic class of ZETA-BEINGS, a family that also includes GAXIANS, the FAPRAHKK CRAB MONSTERS, AND the sentient slime mold of Mokress Omega Seven! What benefits the SLIME MOLD, benefits MAN!

Whale: You BIGOTED ZETAS! ALL carbonate classes are hatched with INALIENABLE RIGHTS granted by the DUSTY SPACE WHALE. We must work TOGETHER to honor the WHALE!
Gax: Will you SHUT UP about your BLUBBER GOD

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NOT cool, dude. That's OUR word.

#840; In which it’s All for All

  — May 25th, 2012

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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