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[[An individual is piggyback-riding another.]]
Jarvis: Hup hup hup hup
Rider: FASTER, Jarvis, FASTER!
Rider: You are so blasted SLOW!

[[Another rider on horseback enters the scene.]]
Jarvis: Hup hup hup hup

[[The horse passes them easily.]]
Jarvis: Hup hup hup hup

Jarvis: Could we get a horse, sir?
Rider: Jarvis I have spent FAR too much on your chiropractic care to simply JUMP SHIP onto a TREND

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{{alt-text: Do you care NOTHING for TRADITION, Jarvis??}}

#841; The Tried and True Method transcribed by in

[[An individual is piggyback-riding another.]]
Jarvis: Hup hup hup hup
Rider: FASTER, Jarvis, FASTER!
Rider: You are so blasted SLOW!

[[Another rider on horseback enters the scene.]]
Jarvis: Hup hup hup hup

[[The horse passes them easily.]]
Jarvis: Hup hup hup hup

Jarvis: Could we get a horse, sir?
Rider: Jarvis I have spent FAR too much on your chiropractic care to simply JUMP SHIP onto a TREND

{{header: run along with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Do you care NOTHING for TRADITION, Jarvis??}}

Do you care NOTHING for TRADITION, Jarvis??

#841; The Tried and True Method

  — May 29th, 2012

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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