Comic Transcripts

EVIE: I’m pooched, love. I’m heading up to Snoozyville.
GARTH: Okay, Snoogums. Hope you can get on the Snooze Express.

EVIE: I got a ticket for the Bullet Snooze. I’ll be in Snoozyville in Zero Point Snooze.
GARTH: Oh, baby! Are you sure that’s safe? There was that whole scandal where the commissioner of the High-Speed Snooze Association was forced to resign after misappropriating $3.8 million congressionally earmarked for snuggle development!

EVIE: I don’t think that would affect the performance of the Bullet Snooze itself!
GARTH: Well, you don’t know if maybe the Cuddle Inspector is some appointed crony of his or something! Maybe the cuddles haven’t been inspected for weeks! Ya might never get to Snoozyville because the cuddles all freeze up halfway between Bakersfield and Fresno!

EVIE: Good point. Come with me and inspect all my cuddles carefully for safety.
GARTH: All right. Gimme like two hours to finish reading this article about county fairs.

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{{alt-text: The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn’t make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES}}

#754; All Aboard the Snooze Express transcribed by in

EVIE: I’m pooched, love. I’m heading up to Snoozyville.
GARTH: Okay, Snoogums. Hope you can get on the Snooze Express.

EVIE: I got a ticket for the Bullet Snooze. I’ll be in Snoozyville in Zero Point Snooze.
GARTH: Oh, baby! Are you sure that’s safe? There was that whole scandal where the commissioner of the High-Speed Snooze Association was forced to resign after misappropriating $3.8 million congressionally earmarked for snuggle development!

EVIE: I don’t think that would affect the performance of the Bullet Snooze itself!
GARTH: Well, you don’t know if maybe the Cuddle Inspector is some appointed crony of his or something! Maybe the cuddles haven’t been inspected for weeks! Ya might never get to Snoozyville because the cuddles all freeze up halfway between Bakersfield and Fresno!

EVIE: Good point. Come with me and inspect all my cuddles carefully for safety.
GARTH: All right. Gimme like two hours to finish reading this article about county fairs.

{{header: tuck into WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn’t make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES}}

#754; All Aboard the Snooze Express transcribed by in

EVIE: I'm pooched, love. I'm heading up to Snoozyville.
GARTH: Okay, Snoogums. Hope you can get on the Snooze Express.

EVIE: I got a ticket for the Bullet Snooze. I'll be in Snoozyville in Zero Point Snooze.
GARTH: Oh, baby! Are you sure that's safe? There was that whole scandal where the commissioner of the High-Speed Snooze Association was forced to resign after misappropriating $3.8 million congressionally earmarked for snuggle development!

EVIE: I don't think that would affect the performance of the Bullet Snooze itself!
GARTH: Well, you don't know if maybe the Cuddle Inspector is some appointed crony of his or something! Maybe the cuddles haven't been inspected for weeks! Ya might never get to Snoozyville because the cuddles all freeze up halfway between Bakersfield and Fresno!

EVIE: Good point. Come with me and inspect all my cuddles carefully for safety.
GARTH: All right. Gimme like two hours to finish reading this article about county fairs.

{{header: tuck into WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn't make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES}}

The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn't make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES

#754; All Aboard the Snooze Express

  — September 9th, 2011

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New ways to get Bolted!

July 24, 2026 by David Malki !

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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