#334; In which Sonya cannot be Idle

Comic Transcripts

SONJA: AAAHH!! I’m missing my show!
GWENCH: OW! My arm! Hold on a sec!
SONJA: Come on come on we gotta get going
GWENCH: Hanging out with you is always so exhausting! Geez.

GWENCH: You know what your problem is? You’re afraid of missing out.
GWENCH: Everything barks for your attention, and you indulge it. You don’t have to do it all. It’s not worth it. Like when we went on our trip – remember that tour guide? “This is a rare chance, we almost never get to see the inside of the factor,” that whole spiel?

SONJA: Yeah! And we didn’t go! We totally missed out!
GWENCH: Did we, though?
GWENCH: Do you really regret not seeing the inside of the rope factory? Wasn’t it better to just relax in that park and watch the sun go down?

SONJA: It wasn’t a rope factory. It was a nunchuk factory.
GWENCH: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS

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#334; In which Sonya cannot be Idle transcribed by in

SONJA: AAAHH!! I’m missing my show!
GWENCH: OW! My arm! Hold on a sec!
SONJA: Come on come on we gotta get going
GWENCH: Hanging out with you is always so exhausting! Geez.

SONJA: It wasn’t a rope factory. It was a nunchuk factory.
GWENCH: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS

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{{alt-text: kids, whenever someone starts a statement with ‘you know what your problem is?’, it is usually rhetorical. just a tip!}}

#334; In which Sonya cannot be Idle transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.