Comic Transcripts

SONJA: AAAHH!! I’m missing my show!
GWENCH: OW! My arm! Hold on a sec!
SONJA: Come on come on we gotta get going
GWENCH: Hanging out with you is always so exhausting! Geez.

GWENCH: You know what your problem is? You’re afraid of missing out.
GWENCH: Everything barks for your attention, and you indulge it. You don’t have to do it all. It’s not worth it. Like when we went on our trip – remember that tour guide? “This is a rare chance, we almost never get to see the inside of the factor,” that whole spiel?

SONJA: Yeah! And we didn’t go! We totally missed out!
GWENCH: Did we, though?
GWENCH: Do you really regret not seeing the inside of the rope factory? Wasn’t it better to just relax in that park and watch the sun go down?

SONJA: It wasn’t a rope factory. It was a nunchuk factory.
GWENCH: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS

{{header: don’t waste a second at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: kids, whenever someone starts a statement with ‘you know what your problem is?’, it is usually rhetorical. just a tip!}}

#334; In which Sonya cannot be Idle transcribed by in

SONJA: AAAHH!! I’m missing my show!
GWENCH: OW! My arm! Hold on a sec!
SONJA: Come on come on we gotta get going
GWENCH: Hanging out with you is always so exhausting! Geez.

GWENCH: You know what your problem is? You’re afraid of missing out.
GWENCH: Everything barks for your attention, and you indulge it. You don’t have to do it all. It’s not worth it. Like when we went on our trip – remember that tour guide? “This is a rare chance, we almost never get to see the inside of the factor,” that whole spiel?

SONJA: Yeah! And we didn’t go! We totally missed out!
GWENCH: Did we, though?
GWENCH: Do you really regret not seeing the inside of the rope factory? Wasn’t it better to just relax in that park and watch the sun go down?

SONJA: It wasn’t a rope factory. It was a nunchuk factory.
GWENCH: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS

{{header: don’t waste a second at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: kids, whenever someone starts a statement with ‘you know what your problem is?’, it is usually rhetorical. just a tip!}}

#334; In which Sonya cannot be Idle transcribed by in

SONJA: AAAHH!! I'm missing my show!
GWENCH: OW! My arm! Hold on a sec!
SONJA: Come on come on we gotta get going
GWENCH: Hanging out with you is always so exhausting! Geez.

GWENCH: You know what your problem is? You're afraid of missing out.
GWENCH: Everything barks for your attention, and you indulge it. You don't have to do it all. It's not worth it. Like when we went on our trip - remember that tour guide? "This is a rare chance, we almost never get to see the inside of the factor," that whole spiel?

SONJA: Yeah! And we didn't go! We totally missed out!
GWENCH: Did we, though?
GWENCH: Do you really regret not seeing the inside of the rope factory? Wasn't it better to just relax in that park and watch the sun go down?

SONJA: It wasn't a rope factory. It was a nunchuk factory.
GWENCH: WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS

{{header: don't waste a second at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: kids, whenever someone starts a statement with 'you know what your problem is?', it is usually rhetorical. just a tip!}}

kids, whenever someone starts a statement with 'you know what your problem is?', it is usually rhetorical. just a tip!

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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