Comic Transcripts

– Hey, George! What’s new with you, anything?
– Oh, you know. Gnawing out burrs, the occasional alfalfa gorging. You?

– Since you asked, I’ve been cast in the Jackson High School production of “Swan Lake 2: The Return of Durant!” They said I was perfect for “Hildy.”
– That a fact.

– Um…

– Not that you’d, you know, want to come or anything.
– I would, but you’d have to spot me cab fare, and that’s always awkward.

header: ladies drink free at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: swan lake 3: die siegfried die

#099; In which a Sheep reacts to Success transcribed by in

– Hey, George! What’s new with you, anything?
– Oh, you know. Gnawing out burrs, the occasional alfalfa gorging. You?

– Since you asked, I’ve been cast in the Jackson High School production of “Swan Lake 2: The Return of Durant!” They said I was perfect for “Hildy.”
– That a fact.

– Um…

– Not that you’d, you know, want to come or anything.
– I would, but you’d have to spot me cab fare, and that’s always awkward.

header: ladies drink free at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: swan lake 3: die siegfried die

#099; In which a Sheep reacts to Success transcribed by in

- Hey, George! What's new with you, anything?
- Oh, you know. Gnawing out burrs, the occasional alfalfa gorging. You?

- Since you asked, I've been cast in the Jackson High School production of "Swan Lake 2: The Return of Durant!" They said I was perfect for "Hildy."
- That a fact.

- Um...

- Not that you'd, you know, want to come or anything.
- I would, but you'd have to spot me cab fare, and that's always awkward.

header: ladies drink free at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: swan lake 3: die siegfried die

swan lake 3: die siegfried die

#099; In which a Sheep reacts to Success

  — March 22nd, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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