Comic Transcripts

CRUSTY BILL: Everyone who’s smarter than me is a nerd! Everyone dumber ‘n me is an idiot!

CRUSTY BILL: Everyone older than me is a geezer! Everyone younger ‘n me is a kid!

CRUSTY BILL: Everyone less promiscuous than me is a prude! Everyone more promiscuous is a slut!

DROP-DEAD ED: Hey, what do you think about people louder and more annoying than you?
CRUSTY BILL: I think they’re –
DROP-DEAD ED: TRICK QUESTION NO SUCH THING

{{header: tell everyone at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: conversely, everyone quieter than you may actually be tolerable to be around}}

#333; In which Everyone had better Shape Up transcribed by in

CRUSTY BILL: Everyone who’s smarter than me is a nerd! Everyone dumber ‘n me is an idiot!

CRUSTY BILL: Everyone older than me is a geezer! Everyone younger ‘n me is a kid!

CRUSTY BILL: Everyone less promiscuous than me is a prude! Everyone more promiscuous is a slut!

DROP-DEAD ED: Hey, what do you think about people louder and more annoying than you?
CRUSTY BILL: I think they’re –
DROP-DEAD ED: TRICK QUESTION NO SUCH THING

{{header: tell everyone at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: conversely, everyone quieter than you may actually be tolerable to be around}}

#333; In which Everyone had better Shape Up transcribed by in

CRUSTY BILL: Everyone who's smarter than me is a nerd! Everyone dumber 'n me is an idiot!

CRUSTY BILL: Everyone older than me is a geezer! Everyone younger 'n me is a kid!

CRUSTY BILL: Everyone less promiscuous than me is a prude! Everyone more promiscuous is a slut!

DROP-DEAD ED: Hey, what do you think about people louder and more annoying than you?
CRUSTY BILL: I think they're -
DROP-DEAD ED: TRICK QUESTION NO SUCH THING

{{header: tell everyone at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: conversely, everyone quieter than you may actually be tolerable to be around}}

conversely, everyone quieter than you may actually be tolerable to be around

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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