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[[Two women sit at a table. PLYMOTHE is knitting, maybe? GRUNCHILDA is clutching her head in despair.]]

PLYMOTHE: You been watching the new season of Headstabbers?
GRUNCHILDA: It’s on my DVR. I’ll get to it soon!

GRUNCHILDA: Remember when stuff would air ONCE and that was IT? You SAW it or you didn’t! No Netflix, no DVR, not even videotape…!
PLYMOTHE: Neither of us REMEMBER that but I suppose we have HEARD of that mythical time

GRUNCHILDA: What if that’s OKAY? A stream of things happening that you CAN’T go back to? No internet to seek things out. No pausing and rewinding. Just keep your eyes peeled and alert — and let it all wash over you.

GRUNCHILDA: When you can’t revisit something you missed, you don’t get BACKLOGGED. You just plow FORWARD. Don’t you think?
PLYMOTHE: I think dissatisfaction with some facet of modern culture can manifest as fake ‘nostalgia’ for an overly-simplified past that only exists as a greener-grass fauxtopia, YES. And by your logic, choosing to not look back and revisit things would PREVENT us from looking back and fetishizing your SUPPOSED good-ol’-days in the FIRST place!

GRUNCHILDA: EXACTLY. It’d be like scaling the wall of a garden that has no door back out again.

PLYMOTHE: That EXISTS it’s called PRISON
PLYMOTHE: Or alternately FALLING DOWN A WELL

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[[Two women sit at a table. PLYMOTHE is knitting, maybe? GRUNCHILDA is clutching her head in despair.]]

PLYMOTHE: You been watching the new season of Headstabbers?
GRUNCHILDA: It's on my DVR. I'll get to it soon!

GRUNCHILDA: Remember when stuff would air ONCE and that was IT? You SAW it or you didn't! No Netflix, no DVR, not even videotape...!
PLYMOTHE: Neither of us REMEMBER that but I suppose we have HEARD of that mythical time

GRUNCHILDA: What if that's OKAY? A stream of things happening that you CAN'T go back to? No internet to seek things out. No pausing and rewinding. Just keep your eyes peeled and alert -- and let it all wash over you.

GRUNCHILDA: When you can't revisit something you missed, you don't get BACKLOGGED. You just plow FORWARD. Don't you think?
PLYMOTHE: I think dissatisfaction with some facet of modern culture can manifest as fake 'nostalgia' for an overly-simplified past that only exists as a greener-grass fauxtopia, YES. And by your logic, choosing to not look back and revisit things would PREVENT us from looking back and fetishizing your SUPPOSED good-ol'-days in the FIRST place!

GRUNCHILDA: EXACTLY. It'd be like scaling the wall of a garden that has no door back out again.

PLYMOTHE: That EXISTS it's called PRISON
PLYMOTHE: Or alternately FALLING DOWN A WELL

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Back in the good ol' days they probably wished it was the better older days.

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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