[[Two elderly citizens talk to each other, wearing somewhat eclectic clothing. One appears to be sucking their thumb. The other is holding a container of some kind.]]
Bean Fan: Check dis out! You want summa dis bean juice?
Bean Fan: Bean juice is the best!
Bean Fan: Bean juice can be cold! Bean juice can be hot! It don' matter to bean juice!! Bean juice don't care!!
Bean Fan: You can put cow water in bean juice. You can put beet stuff in there too! Some of that cactus gravy? PUT IT IN BEAN JUICE!
Bean Fan: You can even use cunning science fakeries of those exact notions BUT you can't fake bean juice! You need the bean!!
Bean Fan: Take a bean. COOK dat bean. SMASH dat bean. Now make dat JUICE!
Bean Fan: It don' LOOK real nice but it does CHEMISTRY to your sleeps!
Bean Fan: YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT FROTHY
Thumb-sucker: You're making coffee sound WEIRD.
Bean Fan: EVERYTHING is weird when you think on it too overly!!
Bean Fan: ESPECIALLY after having a whole bunch of, say, BEAN JUICE!!
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{{alt-text: Some people keepa bean juice in their house!! Some people get bean juice from commercial establishments!! This is a big business, juicing that beans!! First person to juice a bean, that person MUST is a millionaire.}}