Comic Transcripts

[[Two elderly citizens talk to each other, wearing somewhat eclectic clothing. One appears to be sucking their thumb. The other is holding a container of some kind.]]
Bean Fan: Check dis out! You want summa dis bean juice?
Bean Fan: Bean juice is the best!

Bean Fan: Bean juice can be cold! Bean juice can be hot! It don’ matter to bean juice!! Bean juice don’t care!!
Bean Fan: You can put cow water in bean juice. You can put beet stuff in there too! Some of that cactus gravy? PUT IT IN BEAN JUICE!

Bean Fan: You can even use cunning science fakeries of those exact notions BUT you can’t fake bean juice! You need the bean!!

Bean Fan: Take a bean. COOK dat bean. SMASH dat bean. Now make dat JUICE!
Bean Fan: It don’ LOOK real nice but it does CHEMISTRY to your sleeps!
Bean Fan: YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT FROTHY

Thumb-sucker: You’re making coffee sound WEIRD.
Bean Fan: EVERYTHING is weird when you think on it too overly!!
Bean Fan: ESPECIALLY after having a whole bunch of, say, BEAN JUICE!!

{{header: drink up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Some people keepa bean juice in their house!! Some people get bean juice from commercial establishments!! This is a big business, juicing that beans!! First person to juice a bean, that person MUST is a millionaire.}}

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[[Two elderly citizens talk to each other, wearing somewhat eclectic clothing. One appears to be sucking their thumb. The other is holding a container of some kind.]]
Bean Fan: Check dis out! You want summa dis bean juice?
Bean Fan: Bean juice is the best!

Bean Fan: Bean juice can be cold! Bean juice can be hot! It don' matter to bean juice!! Bean juice don't care!!
Bean Fan: You can put cow water in bean juice. You can put beet stuff in there too! Some of that cactus gravy? PUT IT IN BEAN JUICE!

Bean Fan: You can even use cunning science fakeries of those exact notions BUT you can't fake bean juice! You need the bean!!

Bean Fan: Take a bean. COOK dat bean. SMASH dat bean. Now make dat JUICE!
Bean Fan: It don' LOOK real nice but it does CHEMISTRY to your sleeps!
Bean Fan: YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT FROTHY

Thumb-sucker: You're making coffee sound WEIRD.
Bean Fan: EVERYTHING is weird when you think on it too overly!!
Bean Fan: ESPECIALLY after having a whole bunch of, say, BEAN JUICE!!

{{header: drink up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Some people keepa bean juice in their house!! Some people get bean juice from commercial establishments!! This is a big business, juicing that beans!! First person to juice a bean, that person MUST is a millionaire.}}

Some people keepa bean juice in their house!! Some people get bean juice from commercial establishments!! This is a big business, juicing that beans!! First person to juice a bean, that person MUST is a millionaire.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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