Comic Transcripts

[[Two elderly citizens talk to each other, wearing somewhat eclectic clothing. One appears to be sucking their thumb. The other is holding a container of some kind.]]
Bean Fan: Check dis out! You want summa dis bean juice?
Bean Fan: Bean juice is the best!

Bean Fan: Bean juice can be cold! Bean juice can be hot! It don’ matter to bean juice!! Bean juice don’t care!!
Bean Fan: You can put cow water in bean juice. You can put beet stuff in there too! Some of that cactus gravy? PUT IT IN BEAN JUICE!

Bean Fan: You can even use cunning science fakeries of those exact notions BUT you can’t fake bean juice! You need the bean!!

Bean Fan: Take a bean. COOK dat bean. SMASH dat bean. Now make dat JUICE!
Bean Fan: It don’ LOOK real nice but it does CHEMISTRY to your sleeps!
Bean Fan: YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT FROTHY

Thumb-sucker: You’re making coffee sound WEIRD.
Bean Fan: EVERYTHING is weird when you think on it too overly!!
Bean Fan: ESPECIALLY after having a whole bunch of, say, BEAN JUICE!!

{{header: drink up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Some people keepa bean juice in their house!! Some people get bean juice from commercial establishments!! This is a big business, juicing that beans!! First person to juice a bean, that person MUST is a millionaire.}}

#1125; In which a Bean is juiced transcribed by in

[[Two elderly citizens talk to each other, wearing somewhat eclectic clothing. One appears to be sucking their thumb. The other is holding a container of some kind.]]
Bean Fan: Check dis out! You want summa dis bean juice?
Bean Fan: Bean juice is the best!

Bean Fan: Bean juice can be cold! Bean juice can be hot! It don' matter to bean juice!! Bean juice don't care!!
Bean Fan: You can put cow water in bean juice. You can put beet stuff in there too! Some of that cactus gravy? PUT IT IN BEAN JUICE!

Bean Fan: You can even use cunning science fakeries of those exact notions BUT you can't fake bean juice! You need the bean!!

Bean Fan: Take a bean. COOK dat bean. SMASH dat bean. Now make dat JUICE!
Bean Fan: It don' LOOK real nice but it does CHEMISTRY to your sleeps!
Bean Fan: YOU CAN EVEN MAKE IT FROTHY

Thumb-sucker: You're making coffee sound WEIRD.
Bean Fan: EVERYTHING is weird when you think on it too overly!!
Bean Fan: ESPECIALLY after having a whole bunch of, say, BEAN JUICE!!

{{header: drink up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Some people keepa bean juice in their house!! Some people get bean juice from commercial establishments!! This is a big business, juicing that beans!! First person to juice a bean, that person MUST is a millionaire.}}

Some people keepa bean juice in their house!! Some people get bean juice from commercial establishments!! This is a big business, juicing that beans!! First person to juice a bean, that person MUST is a millionaire.

#1125; In which a Bean is juiced

  — May 15th, 2015

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New ways to get Bolted!

July 24, 2026 by David Malki !

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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