#1073; In which it’s Hard to Judge

Comic Transcripts

[[GARY stands ready with an enormous 6-foot bow (I think? it’s not clear).]]

GARY: All right, ha ha, settle down! It’s time to award the costume prize. Once again, the nominees are:

[[Each person he mentions is dressed exactly as he describes.]]

GARY: Jeredith as “Sexy Shoe”. Love the skull bra, Jeredith.
JEREDITH: Thank SHOE

GARY: Trindy as “Sexy Chess”
TRINDY: CheckMATE

GARY: Blindora as “Sexy Dynamite”
BLINDORA: Bang! Bang!

GARY: And of course Grichelle as “Sexy Tuba” and Blazinda as “Sexy Toothpaste”
BLAZINDA: Twice a day, honeybunch
GRICHELLE: Same with tubas

GARY: Plabecca really shines as “Sexy Complete Works of Dickens”
PLABECCA: She’s a BLEAK…HOUSE

GARY: Spachel keeps the theme going with “Sexy Giant Cursed Skulls”
SPACHEL: “Sexy” is redundant in that sentence

GARY: And…who IS that as “Sexy Globe”?
GLOBE: It’s FRABLINDA!
(Voice from off): GARY!

[[A voice calls from offscreen. A look of panic appears on the judge’s face.]]

(Voice): Are you locked up in there with your DOLLS again? Putting them through ELABORATE SCENARIOS?
GARY (flop sweating): Mom do NOT come in here

{{header: dress up as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The skull bra was made by two cute little wood elves who got caught in Jeredith’s flamethrower.}}

#1073; In which it’s Hard to Judge transcribed by in

[[GARY stands ready with an enormous 6-foot bow (I think? it's not clear).]]

GARY: All right, ha ha, settle down! It's time to award the costume prize. Once again, the nominees are:

[[Each person he mentions is dressed exactly as he describes.]]

GARY: Jeredith as "Sexy Shoe". Love the skull bra, Jeredith.
JEREDITH: Thank SHOE

GARY: Trindy as "Sexy Chess"
TRINDY: CheckMATE

GARY: Blindora as "Sexy Dynamite"
BLINDORA: Bang! Bang!

GARY: And of course Grichelle as "Sexy Tuba" and Blazinda as "Sexy Toothpaste"
BLAZINDA: Twice a day, honeybunch
GRICHELLE: Same with tubas

GARY: Plabecca really shines as "Sexy Complete Works of Dickens"
PLABECCA: She's a BLEAK...HOUSE

GARY: Spachel keeps the theme going with "Sexy Giant Cursed Skulls"
SPACHEL: "Sexy" is redundant in that sentence

GARY: And...who IS that as "Sexy Globe"?
GLOBE: It's FRABLINDA!
(Voice from off): GARY!

[[A voice calls from offscreen. A look of panic appears on the judge's face.]]

(Voice): Are you locked up in there with your DOLLS again? Putting them through ELABORATE SCENARIOS?
GARY (flop sweating): Mom do NOT come in here

{{header: dress up as WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The skull bra was made by two cute little wood elves who got caught in Jeredith's flamethrower.}}

The skull bra was made by two cute little wood elves who got caught in Jeredith's flamethrower.