Comic Transcripts

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[[An older woman is at what looks like a computer monitor with a typewriter as a keyboard and candles for illumination, smiling mischievously. A woman leans over her shoulder, watching.]]
Watcher: Watcha dooooin
Prankster: Giving Trevor a li’l treat when he looks at his site’s search referrers

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{{alt-text: Trevor Redin never really checks his site analytics but that doesn’t take anything away from the fun I’m having}}

#1072; In which Searches are made transcribed by in

[[A Google search screen shows “trevor redin” “time man of the year” in the search bar, with autocomplete suggestions “trevor redin time slows way down in his presence”, “trevor redin timer olympic speed skating scandal”, and “trevor redin timerune hidden in his fireplace”. Another has ‘”trevor redin” “bridge to terabithia” based on his life’, with “trevor redin bridge troll wearing a corpse’s shoes”, “trevor redin bridge championships 2009 scandal”, and “trevor redin brides left at the altar most in history”. Finally, we have ‘”trevor redin” plagiarism “rush limbaugh’s memoir”‘ with “trevor redin plague of frogs follows him around”, “trevor redin played the stormtrooper who wept” and “trevor redin plaster of paris replaced his skeleton”.]]

[[More search results: “trevor redin” “exiled king of siberia”, “trevor redin extraterrestrial with a man face”, “trevor redin exsanguinates a live giraffe”, “trevor redin exact height of five newborn babies”, “trevor redin extreme sports banned for life”, “trevor redin” “dark secrets” diary full text torrent, “trevor redin dark sense of foreboding asmr video”, “trevor redin dark side of the moon sync full life”, “trevor redin darts tournament essex 2004 scandal”, “trevor redin dad was neil armstrong always claimed”, “trevor redin” indictment sentenced federal prison, “trevor redin indian burial ground follows him around”, “trevor redin index of facial expressions 2007-2012”]]

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[[An older woman is at what looks like a computer monitor with a typewriter as a keyboard and candles for illumination, smiling mischievously. A woman leans over her shoulder, watching.]]
Watcher: Watcha dooooin
Prankster: Giving Trevor a li’l treat when he looks at his site’s search referrers

{{header: trevor redin true author WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Trevor Redin never really checks his site analytics but that doesn’t take anything away from the fun I’m having}}

#1072; In which Searches are made transcribed by in

[[A Google search screen shows "trevor redin" "time man of the year" in the search bar, with autocomplete suggestions "trevor redin time slows way down in his presence", "trevor redin timer olympic speed skating scandal", and "trevor redin timerune hidden in his fireplace". Another has '"trevor redin" "bridge to terabithia" based on his life', with "trevor redin bridge troll wearing a corpse's shoes", "trevor redin bridge championships 2009 scandal", and "trevor redin brides left at the altar most in history". Finally, we have '"trevor redin" plagiarism "rush limbaugh's memoir"' with "trevor redin plague of frogs follows him around", "trevor redin played the stormtrooper who wept" and "trevor redin plaster of paris replaced his skeleton".]]

[[More search results: "trevor redin" "exiled king of siberia", "trevor redin extraterrestrial with a man face", "trevor redin exsanguinates a live giraffe", "trevor redin exact height of five newborn babies", "trevor redin extreme sports banned for life", "trevor redin" "dark secrets" diary full text torrent, "trevor redin dark sense of foreboding asmr video", "trevor redin dark side of the moon sync full life", "trevor redin darts tournament essex 2004 scandal", "trevor redin dad was neil armstrong always claimed", "trevor redin" indictment sentenced federal prison, "trevor redin indian burial ground follows him around", "trevor redin index of facial expressions 2007-2012"]]

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[[An older woman is at what looks like a computer monitor with a typewriter as a keyboard and candles for illumination, smiling mischievously. A woman leans over her shoulder, watching.]]
Watcher: Watcha dooooin
Prankster: Giving Trevor a li'l treat when he looks at his site's search referrers

{{header: trevor redin true author WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Trevor Redin never really checks his site analytics but that doesn't take anything away from the fun I'm having}}

Trevor Redin never really checks his site analytics but that doesn't take anything away from the fun I'm having

Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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