Woman: Despite our differences in opinion, it's important for us to work toward the best interests of the country as a whole, and STAND TOGETHER AS FELLOW AMERICANS.
Ethnic man: Why so provincial? We may be citizens of different nations, but we are all human beings. Should we not support one another for the betterment of ALL MANKIND?
Gax: You SMALL-MINDED humans! You are but ONE TINY SPECIES in the greater galactic class of ZETA-BEINGS, a family that also includes GAXIANS, the FAPRAHKK CRAB MONSTERS, AND the sentient slime mold of Mokress Omega Seven! What benefits the SLIME MOLD, benefits MAN!
Whale: You BIGOTED ZETAS! ALL carbonate classes are hatched with INALIENABLE RIGHTS granted by the DUSTY SPACE WHALE. We must work TOGETHER to honor the WHALE!
Gax: Will you SHUT UP about your BLUBBER GOD
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