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[[BEA and FERNANDO are riding in a rail-car, holding what might be lanterns or possibly irons.]]
FERNANDO: Aw, yeah! This is the way to travel! We’ll be at the zoo in no time!

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FERNANDO: Wait, why’d we stop?
BEA: <>

BEA: You didn’t finish building the track, did you?
FERNANDO: Oh! I – I guess I never got around to it!
BEA: Fernando! Bills don’t get paid, projects linger half-completed…honey, you have a problem. Have you thought about going back to Procrastinators Anonymous?

FERNANDO: Oh, yeah. I meant to go back.
BEA: But…?
FERNANDO: But the people were all jerks.

{{header: do it tomorrow at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: now we will never see the pandas humping :(}}

#294; In which there are no Tracks transcribed by in

[[BEA and FERNANDO are riding in a rail-car, holding what might be lanterns or possibly irons.]]
FERNANDO: Aw, yeah! This is the way to travel! We’ll be at the zoo in no time!

<>
FERNANDO: Wait, why’d we stop?
BEA: <>

BEA: You didn’t finish building the track, did you?
FERNANDO: Oh! I – I guess I never got around to it!
BEA: Fernando! Bills don’t get paid, projects linger half-completed…honey, you have a problem. Have you thought about going back to Procrastinators Anonymous?

FERNANDO: Oh, yeah. I meant to go back.
BEA: But…?
FERNANDO: But the people were all jerks.

{{header: do it tomorrow at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: now we will never see the pandas humping :(}}

#294; In which there are no Tracks transcribed by in

[[BEA and FERNANDO are riding in a rail-car, holding what might be lanterns or possibly irons.]]
FERNANDO: Aw, yeah! This is the way to travel! We'll be at the zoo in no time!

<>
FERNANDO: Wait, why'd we stop?
BEA: <>

BEA: You didn't finish building the track, did you?
FERNANDO: Oh! I - I guess I never got around to it!
BEA: Fernando! Bills don't get paid, projects linger half-completed...honey, you have a problem. Have you thought about going back to Procrastinators Anonymous?

FERNANDO: Oh, yeah. I meant to go back.
BEA: But...?
FERNANDO: But the people were all jerks.

{{header: do it tomorrow at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: now we will never see the pandas humping :(}}

now we will never see the pandas humping :(

#294; In which there are no Tracks

  — April 24th, 2007

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Bolted! Shipping is UNDERWAY

April 4, 2026 by David Malki !

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!


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