Comic Transcripts

[[A young woman, staring out the window, is talking to another who is reclining on a chair, reading.]]
Hobbyist: Ooh, wouldn’t it be nice to have some fruit trees?
Hobbyist: Grow whatever we want… eat fresh from the land…
Critic: Fertilizer! Pesticides! I bet it’s so difficult that you wouldn’t save any money at all.

Hobbyist: Lots of people garden as a hobby. Not everything has to make a profit.
Critic: I already have *plenty* of hobbies! I’d rather pay the store for convenience.

Hobbyist: *What* hobbies do you have?
Critic: Going to the store to buy fruit, for one!

Hobbyist: That’s not a *hobby*.
Critic: Just because it’s not *your* hobby doesn’t mean it’s *no one’s*.
Critic: Just because you don’t *consider* it a hobby doesn’t mean there isn’t probably a Tumblr community *dedicated* to it!

[[The critic smiles in a sort of twisted satisfaction.]]
Critic: Made up of people who love *buying store fruit* more than you or I will *ever* love *anything* for the *rest of our lives*
Critic: Making GIF sets of bananas…
Critic: Shipping apples and oranges…
Critic: Getting *so much* satisfaction from their *community* and their *fandom* and their *togetherness*
Hobbyist: *This is what I wanted from gardening*

{{header: plant some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I WANTED TO HAVE MEETUPS THAT WERE ALSO FRUIT SALAD POTLUCKS}}

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[[A young woman, staring out the window, is talking to another who is reclining on a chair, reading.]]
Hobbyist: Ooh, wouldn’t it be nice to have some fruit trees?
Hobbyist: Grow whatever we want… eat fresh from the land…
Critic: Fertilizer! Pesticides! I bet it’s so difficult that you wouldn’t save any money at all.

Hobbyist: Lots of people garden as a hobby. Not everything has to make a profit.
Critic: I already have *plenty* of hobbies! I’d rather pay the store for convenience.

Hobbyist: *What* hobbies do you have?
Critic: Going to the store to buy fruit, for one!

Hobbyist: That’s not a *hobby*.
Critic: Just because it’s not *your* hobby doesn’t mean it’s *no one’s*.
Critic: Just because you don’t *consider* it a hobby doesn’t mean there isn’t probably a Tumblr community *dedicated* to it!

[[The critic smiles in a sort of twisted satisfaction.]]
Critic: Made up of people who love *buying store fruit* more than you or I will *ever* love *anything* for the *rest of our lives*
Critic: Making GIF sets of bananas…
Critic: Shipping apples and oranges…
Critic: Getting *so much* satisfaction from their *community* and their *fandom* and their *togetherness*
Hobbyist: *This is what I wanted from gardening*

{{header: plant some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I WANTED TO HAVE MEETUPS THAT WERE ALSO FRUIT SALAD POTLUCKS}}

#1059; In which Produce is productive transcribed by in

[[A young woman, staring out the window, is talking to another who is reclining on a chair, reading.]]
Hobbyist: Ooh, wouldn't it be nice to have some fruit trees?
Hobbyist: Grow whatever we want... eat fresh from the land...
Critic: Fertilizer! Pesticides! I bet it's so difficult that you wouldn't save any money at all.

Hobbyist: Lots of people garden as a hobby. Not everything has to make a profit.
Critic: I already have *plenty* of hobbies! I'd rather pay the store for convenience.

Hobbyist: *What* hobbies do you have?
Critic: Going to the store to buy fruit, for one!

Hobbyist: That's not a *hobby*.
Critic: Just because it's not *your* hobby doesn't mean it's *no one's*.
Critic: Just because you don't *consider* it a hobby doesn't mean there isn't probably a Tumblr community *dedicated* to it!

[[The critic smiles in a sort of twisted satisfaction.]]
Critic: Made up of people who love *buying store fruit* more than you or I will *ever* love *anything* for the *rest of our lives*
Critic: Making GIF sets of bananas...
Critic: Shipping apples and oranges...
Critic: Getting *so much* satisfaction from their *community* and their *fandom* and their *togetherness*
Hobbyist: *This is what I wanted from gardening*

{{header: plant some WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I WANTED TO HAVE MEETUPS THAT WERE ALSO FRUIT SALAD POTLUCKS}}

I WANTED TO HAVE MEETUPS THAT WERE ALSO FRUIT SALAD POTLUCKS

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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