[[Gax is loudly insulting two pedestrians.]]
Gax: WHOOO! My SENSE ORGAN that you people don't have is getting DISGUSTED by the secretions you people don't know you're exuding!!
Human: Gax, why do you even LIVE here, if you hate humans so much?
Gax: HATE HUMANS? I don't hate humans?
Gax: I work with humans every day! I get along FINE with humans! Some of my best FRIENDS are humans!
Gax: I RELY on human industry to manufacture the volatile chemicals that I require to properly clean my body!
Gax: I don't ACTIVELY HATE EVERY SINGLE HUMAN. That's preposterous! More, it's prepondiculous!
Human: Then why are you always complaining about, and threatening, and issuing decrees condemning, and constructing sickeningly baroque traps for us?
Gax: I hate ANYONE who does human THINGS or displays stereotypically human TRAITS!
Gax: COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
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{{alt-text: Gax overheard someone use that 'prepondiculous' line once and now he thinks it's some famous human cliche.}}