Comic Transcripts

[[Gax is loudly insulting two pedestrians.]]
Gax: WHOOO! My SENSE ORGAN that you people don’t have is getting DISGUSTED by the secretions you people don’t know you’re exuding!!
Human: Gax, why do you even LIVE here, if you hate humans so much?

Gax: HATE HUMANS? I don’t hate humans?
Gax: I work with humans every day! I get along FINE with humans! Some of my best FRIENDS are humans!
Gax: I RELY on human industry to manufacture the volatile chemicals that I require to properly clean my body!

Gax: I don’t ACTIVELY HATE EVERY SINGLE HUMAN. That’s preposterous! More, it’s prepondiculous!
Human: Then why are you always complaining about, and threatening, and issuing decrees condemning, and constructing sickeningly baroque traps for us?

Gax: I hate ANYONE who does human THINGS or displays stereotypically human TRAITS!
Gax: COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

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{{alt-text: Gax overheard someone use that ‘prepondiculous’ line once and now he thinks it’s some famous human cliche.}}

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[[Gax is loudly insulting two pedestrians.]]
Gax: WHOOO! My SENSE ORGAN that you people don't have is getting DISGUSTED by the secretions you people don't know you're exuding!!
Human: Gax, why do you even LIVE here, if you hate humans so much?

Gax: HATE HUMANS? I don't hate humans?
Gax: I work with humans every day! I get along FINE with humans! Some of my best FRIENDS are humans!
Gax: I RELY on human industry to manufacture the volatile chemicals that I require to properly clean my body!

Gax: I don't ACTIVELY HATE EVERY SINGLE HUMAN. That's preposterous! More, it's prepondiculous!
Human: Then why are you always complaining about, and threatening, and issuing decrees condemning, and constructing sickeningly baroque traps for us?

Gax: I hate ANYONE who does human THINGS or displays stereotypically human TRAITS!
Gax: COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

{{header: be clear about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Gax overheard someone use that 'prepondiculous' line once and now he thinks it's some famous human cliche.}}

Gax overheard someone use that 'prepondiculous' line once and now he thinks it's some famous human cliché.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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